My opponent (black) promoted his pawn to an evil intimidating horse that threatens my awesome lesbian couple! I wanted to kill the horse with my sniper bishop, but it's path gets attracted by the black hole my opponent placed on g2 in a previous move! HELP!!!

PIPI BRICKED WAS MENTIONED

So we all know freestyle chess aka Fisher random has a possible of 960 positions. What if we take this a step further. We could also randomize the pawns making a total of 960*960 = 921,600 positions!

So the h pawn could be the a pawn or the c pawn could be the f pawn!

We know from the Google En Passant AI that about OVER 9000 of these positions are roughly equal. +1 or -1 cat, so they are good enough to play given the proliferation of ICBMs in high level global superpower chess.

I am also working on an idea to make the size of the board Graham’s Number² but I am still struggling to find a way to fit it into the observable universe. To do this I am still trying to work out a unifying theory of physics to make this possible but g13 continues to be an issue as in a divergent series it resolves to -1/12 using analytic continuation.

Do you guise like my idea or should I go ahead and brick my pipi?