r/BeAmazed • u/Frosty-Feeling2316 • Jan 14 '25

Art Anne Hathaway has to be a vampire

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u/Sharticus123 Jan 14 '25

Nah, up to our mid 40s we can look pretty young if we take care of ourselves, it’s after the mid 40s where shit starts going downhill fairly quickly.

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u/gjhkd36 Jan 14 '25

It’s that fucking gravity pulling my skin bag to the floor, away from my skeleton. Gravity sucks.

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u/Zloiche1 Jan 14 '25

I hate when I sit on my skin bag. Gravity sucks. 

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 Jan 14 '25

My skin bag dips in the water when I sit on the toilet.

I find it quite refreshing.

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u/Zloiche1 Jan 14 '25

Especially in the Florida summer.

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u/jmarkmark Jan 14 '25

'til the toilet 'gator gets ya.

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u/jenglasser Jan 14 '25

Poseidon's kiss.

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u/Spy300 Jan 14 '25

That's why you need the all new Bag Bro

Keeps your sack supported. Only 99$

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u/EmotionalBeat6699 Jan 15 '25

Agreed. Gravity is a massive let down

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u/factorialite Jan 14 '25

If I ever see gravity, it's on sight

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u/Kernowder Jan 14 '25

This is why vampires sleep upside down.

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u/TheThirdReckoning Jan 14 '25

You and I know two very different vampire sleeping methods.

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u/MysticRevenant64 Jan 14 '25

That’s MY coffin!!

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u/Kernowder Jan 14 '25

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u/TheThirdReckoning Jan 14 '25

That is a Grey-headed flying fox, sir/madam.

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u/casket_fresh Jan 14 '25

They’re so cute 😭 fruit bats are also vegetarian despite their vampire vibe!

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jan 15 '25

It’s weird how much sense this suddenly makes lol

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u/CatWithBigEyes Jan 14 '25

We can't fight gravity

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u/Consistent_Log_3040 Jan 14 '25

thats why i sleep upside down like a bat balance it out.

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u/nonymouspotomus Jan 14 '25

If you’re cells and dna still copied as well as they do when you’re young it wouldn’t be much of an issue

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u/MrStickDick Jan 14 '25

That's why you gotta hang upside down at night.

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u/blackbirdonatautwire Jan 14 '25

Yup. Once I 44-45 I suddenly started looking 10-15 years older, aka my real age. It was gutting.

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u/neutrino71 Jan 14 '25

Sure gravity does suck, but the universe has cruel punishment for those who leave the gravity wells for too long.  See the Belters in the sci fi series The Expanse.  Without gravity your bones become brittle and muscles loose tone.  Homo Galactus (or whatever we call ourselves when we spread past this wet ball of dirt) will be as different from us as Java man (an early hominid) is from us.

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u/CraftyWeeBuggar Jan 14 '25 edited Jan 14 '25

Its like Sir Issac took that apple and hit me right in the tits! Just to demonstrate to me the laws of gravity... take that!!

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u/MrSneller Jan 14 '25

Once heard it described (surely on Reddit) that our faces start to look like a candle that’s been left in a room that’s a bit too warm.

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u/FaunaLady Jan 14 '25

I'm happy to say I don't know WTF a skin bag is! Your stomach?!

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u/Groomsi Jan 14 '25

Stop sleeping with face down!

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u/Hicklethumb Jan 14 '25

Time to do handstands wherever I go for the next 30ish years

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u/thecatandthependulum Jan 14 '25

I firmly intend to find a way to avoid having arm-length knockers when I'm old. I can't stand the weird flappy boobs thing. I will get them lifted, so help me.

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u/Ricekake33 Jan 15 '25

Gravity Falls 

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u/Flashy-Pair-1924 Jan 15 '25

Booking the next flight to space. Bone density will be trash but at least my skin bag will be secure