r/BeAmazed Feb 14 '25

Place Australia is an entirely different world 🤣

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u/porterpottie Feb 14 '25

Not even because of the sharks and alligators, there’s at least 6 box jellyfish in this video you can’t see lol

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u/morgazmo99 Feb 14 '25 edited Feb 14 '25

Alligators? In Australia?

That's a fucken crocodile, and it will rip your fucking arm off, stuff your soon to be corpse under a nearby submerged rock, and presumably attempt to procreate with your flailing dismembered torso before hastily consuming your bloated corpse, lest the meat be poached by the sharks.

Alligators.. like Australia is playing around with toy crocodiles..

The only way to save yourself is to recite the second verse of the national anthem. No one's ever done it, but it's supposed to be possible.

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u/Vier_Scar Feb 14 '25

I thought you must be exaggerating and there are both but I looked it up and no, there's no alligators, only crocodiles! Alligators are only in US and China.

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u/RedditLIONS Feb 14 '25

Apparently, Everglades FL is the only place in the world with both crocs and gators.

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u/Elegant-Log2104 Feb 14 '25

All the way up the coast to central F.L. seen a American Coc in Melbourne FL last summer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/Greedy-Reader1040 Feb 14 '25

I seen a american werewolf in London.

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u/Single_Pilot_6170 Feb 14 '25

There's a Melbourne Florida

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u/JogoFinito Feb 14 '25

You've seen a lot of Cocs haven't you

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

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u/MissTzatziki Feb 14 '25

While there have been Nile Crocodiles found in Florida, American crocodiles are native to the everglades too.

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u/Upset_Exit_7851 Feb 14 '25

I suddenly remember how much I don’t mind it in a colder climate anymore.

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u/BoomerSoonerFUT Feb 14 '25

So confidently incorrect.

American Crocodiles are native to Florida.