r/BeAmazed Mar 03 '25

Animal Orangutan asked to see one-month-old baby! šŸ§”

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u/SomethingAbtU Mar 03 '25

Orangutans always seem so wise, like they know the secrets of the universe.

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u/Rise_Up_And_Resist Mar 03 '25

Had a research project where we studied the apes at the zoo. Had to pick one and spend an hour observing it. I picked the orangutan. Big male that was sitting up against the glass. I had a backpack with me and he was super into me just pulling stuff out, flipping through pages of books, showing him how the pencil clicked and stuff. It really felt like sitting down with a person from another culture or something, more than any animalĀ 

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u/greenyellowbird Mar 03 '25

I used to volunteer at the Philly zoo and was watching the squirrel monkeys, it was just me in the observation room. I took a chapstick out of my purse but I noticed that I had a furry audience when I was digging through my purse and their faces changed/looked intrigued when I pulled out the chapstick.Ā 

Going forward, I would bring a paperbag and throw in random crap. Utensils, office supplies, and i went out and bought some baby toys...and they would see me w the bag and gather at the branch nearest to me and almost talk among themselves whenever I'd pull something out of the mystery bag!

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u/Popular-Web-3739 Mar 03 '25

Years, ago, I had an orangutan at the San Diego Zoo ask through the glass to see what was in my purse. I pulled out chapstick and it ran its fingers across its lips, so I put the chapstick on. I had a package of gum and it pointed inside its mouth, so I chewed some gum. I pulled out a brush and it stroked its head, etc.. Really cool encounter.

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u/yet-again-temporary Mar 03 '25

Not to be one of those people who anthropomorphizes everything like it's a Disney movie, but I really do think we've only scratched the surface of understanding just how smart a lot of animals are.

Sounds like it knew exactly what those items were for, probably from watching other zoo-goers over the years.

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u/StJoeStrummer Mar 04 '25

I feel like anyone who had had a particularly intuitive dog might have an idea, but I agree. Animals , especially social ones, are way smarter than we think.

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u/Aloof-Goof Mar 04 '25

My incredibly derpy husky/German shepherd mix knows what day of the week it is, if it's Saturday and I grab my keys and put my shoes on he hops in my car, if it's the work week he goes to the dog run. I love how excited he gets when he realises it's my day off

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u/plug-and-pause Mar 04 '25

That's pretty cool. Do you think he actually understands the calendar timing, or he observes a difference in your wakeup routine?

Guess a sick day or holiday could answer that question.

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u/Kamelasa Mar 06 '25

I bet that dog hears a whole different pattern in the neighbourhood, so no bunch of cars at 6 or whatever in the morning, just as an obvious one.

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u/plug-and-pause Mar 06 '25

Ah good point!

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u/iwanttobeacavediver Mar 04 '25

There's a story about some sharks in the Caribbean who figured out that divers with certain pieces of gear (typically polespears) were looking for invasive lionfish. The divers of course sometimes fed the sharks some of the lionfish so they stuck around the dive groups.

Then the divers found that the sharks started to tap the polespears with their noses/heads and then swim to the reefs. When they looked at where the sharks went, it turned out that the sharks were VERY good at finding the lionfish and were signalling to the divers there was a lionfish in a specific place and then telling them to come and spear it, with the hope that the diver then gave them some of the fish.

Dolphins in Brazil have been famous for doing similar- they drive fish into shore where the fishermen wait along the shore in lines with long nets. They catch what swims into the nets trying to escape from the dolphins and then sort the fish for size/type. Of course the dolphins wait and anything that is too small or the wrong sort gets thrown back into the water and they help themselves.

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u/TonyQuark Mar 04 '25

Username checks out

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u/FMAB-EarthBender Mar 04 '25

I knew the dolphin one. But sharks? That's incredible, really cool piece of info to learn. Thanks for sharing.

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u/iwanttobeacavediver Mar 04 '25

Sharks are incredibly cool animals and have become one of my favourite animals to see on dives.

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u/Popular-Web-3739 Mar 03 '25

Yes, and I suspect the zookeepers interacted with them in that way.

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u/Massive-Exercise4474 Mar 04 '25

Elephants have crazy long memories. They'll know your grandpa, your dad, and you, and if they didn't like your grandpa they'll hate you too.

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u/generaldisobedience Mar 04 '25

I have pet rats & obviously we know they are smart, but I read that they struggle, at least when young, to conceive of us as a whole being. I mean, we are massive to them! So I don't think they always quite get that our face is our face etc. Plus they aren't visual creatures & have poor eyesight. I hold my rats up to my face occasionally & look them in the eyes & while they are younger they just wriggle to get down, no interest. But my rat Moog, and one I have at the moment, Eek, both had this epiphany seemingly where they realised, and they look me back in the eyes. Moog is a people-rat so he would do it for ages, Eek is too busy so he will do it for a bit then ask to get down. For something so small to suddenly realise you have eyes too & you are looking at them is pretty cool, a bit like the mirror test I think (which apparently they don't pass). Oh, it was so funny the second time I did it to Moog, I stuck my tongue out & he was so startled he bit it šŸ˜†šŸ¤£

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u/diewethje Mar 04 '25

I think itā€™s fair to anthropomorphize other great apes. Seems likely to me that orangutans know weā€™re closely related to them.

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u/-Kalos Mar 04 '25

Thereā€™s definitely a lot of things we think are unique to humans that actually isnā€™t. Like information sharing, theory of mind and such.

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u/IED117 27d ago

I had a really smart dog when I was growing up and she reminded me of Oy in The Dark Tower. She didn't talk but I never doubted she understood every word I said.

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u/Luxury-Problems Mar 03 '25

What a incredible encounter and memory to have.

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u/MercifulWombat Mar 03 '25

Sounds like you were the ape on display that day!

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u/MrIrrelevantsHypeMan Mar 04 '25

I like how this orangutan trained you for their entertainment

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u/-Kalos Mar 04 '25

Great apes are such an amazing animal man. Watching them interact with each other and with humans is like watching a young hairy human almost

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u/joshuadejesus Mar 04 '25

Bruh humans are the same. Thatā€™s probably the built in instinct that made gacha games and loot boxes popular.

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u/grandmothersmother Mar 04 '25

hahaha just imagine humans paying for tickets to watch a guy pull random surprises out of a bag and then thats it. thats the entertainment. that would be amazing

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u/eamonkey420 Mar 04 '25

haha those storage locker auction shows! basically same thingĀ 

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u/Badloss Mar 03 '25

watching those videos of people doing magic tricks for orangutans is so amazing

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u/Optimal_Commercial_4 Mar 03 '25

Isn't it said that they've got the mental capacity similar to a toddler? I feel like I've heard this before.

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u/Din0zavr Mar 03 '25

If crows have intelligence similar to a 6 years old, then Orangutans probably are not any dumber.

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u/Rise_Up_And_Resist Mar 03 '25

When I was younger and I would hear stats like this I would think ā€œpsh a 6 year old? big deal!ā€ But now that I have a 1 year old kid, itā€™s fuckin crazy how smart she is already. She was already smarter than the dogs 3-6 months ago, in terms of just like, raw reasoning ability. Now sheā€™s talking, sheā€™s like, working on shapes and the sounds different animals make ā€¦ even my Dutch shepherd isnā€™t half as smart as she is even at 1. Itā€™s nuts.Ā 

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u/Famous_Peach9387 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

It ultimately comes down to individual differences.

I had two birds.

One was remarkably intelligent, it mimicked the phone to get my attention, solved complex puzzles, and even spoke without any training.

The other... well, it fell off the top of a doorframe and got stuck in a crack, flew straight into a screen door, and failed to catch an ant on the wall.

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u/UltraLord667 Mar 03 '25

Hmmm. Wonder if this applies for people. šŸ˜‚

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u/orreregion Mar 04 '25

Just look at the news! Some of us are stinkers, for sure.

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u/UltraLord667 Mar 04 '25

**** that joke of a news. Walk out your door for five minutesā€¦ šŸ˜‚

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u/lgastako Mar 04 '25

Most of the crows I was friends with when I lived in VA were smarter than any of the 6 year olds I've met.

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u/BobusCesar Mar 03 '25

got the mental capacity similar to a toddler

No, definitely not. Toddlers aren't able to care for themselves or others, or even be remotely functional.

All apes, including humans, develop very similarly in the first two years. After that the different species develop into their respective specialisations. But all fully-grown Primates are more intelligent and capable than a human toddler.

In the German Empire different Scientists had the hypothesis that you could raise Gorillas into good Prussian citizens. So they took Gorilla newborns and put them into good bourgeois prussian families with newborn Humans. The experiment was a failure. While the Human and Gorillas always developed a very close brotherly bond and the Gorillas were overall more skillful, it turned out that it's simply impossible to teach them to dress themselves, table manners and other essentials of modern civilised life.

The experiments were all stopped when the siblings turned 6.

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u/bluegrass502 Mar 03 '25

Went to the Indianapolis Zoo for the eclipse, and one of the big males with the face pouches did this. Singled me out of a group of people (bushy red beard maybe, idk) and wanted to see everything I had. My hat, sunglasses, watch, bracelet, ring, bag, inside my bag, water bottle. He'd point at them and then tap ot the location on his body to make sure I knew. Like I held up my arm and tapped my watch, he tapped his other wrist harder, so I held up my other arm and tapped my bracelet, and he pointed at it and then tapped lighter and pointed again. People around thought it was the coolest thing ever (which, yeah it was cool).

One of the keepers seen this little back and forth and told me that's the reason he doesn't wear his watch and wedding ring at work anymore

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 Mar 04 '25

If I ever retired rich, I'd spend the rest of my life dealing with orangutans and rehabilitating them. It isn't fair what we've done to their habitats. They are amazing creatures.

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u/orion-cernunnos Mar 03 '25

Shoo be doo, they wanna be like you uu uu

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u/MarstonsGhost Mar 03 '25

Well, he reached the top but had to stop, and it's been really bothering him.

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u/TheAserghui Mar 03 '25

All he wants to be, mancub, is a man so he can stroll right into town

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u/Moondoobious Mar 03 '25

But what he really needs is manā€™s red flower

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u/DenizenKay Mar 03 '25

thanks so much for that reference. I now have it lodged in my head.

Coworker just walked by and was like "are you humming Disney's jungle book?" and i was mortified to discover that not only was it in my head, i was humming it.

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u/yokayla Mar 04 '25

That's Louis Prima, baby - Pennies from Heaven is also a jam

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u/Tasaris Mar 03 '25

The bear necessities gets all the praise but that song absolutely slaps.

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u/ComfortableFoot6109 Mar 03 '25

Childhood core memory unlocked. Thank you for this song reminder. I can now ascend.

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u/PaperPritt Mar 03 '25

Aw man i've watched that movie so many times when i was young. It still brings a smile to my face.

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u/swimmerncrash Mar 03 '25

That and The Fox & The Hound for me. Weā€™re the best of friends šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶

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u/mikemadmod Mar 03 '25

"Childhood core memory unlocked" literally šŸ’•

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u/Anxious_Economics768 Mar 03 '25

WALK LIKE YOU, TALK LIKE YOU, BE-E YOU!

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u/TheTrekker98 Mar 03 '25

BRING ME THE RED FLOWER AND WE CAN RULE THIS JUNGLE TOGETHER

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u/The_Fox_Confessor Mar 03 '25

Oook?

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u/018118055 Mar 03 '25

I would give anything to be transported from this world to the Library and spend the rest of my days as a transformed orangutan.

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u/Wobbu_Char Mar 04 '25

GNU Terry Pratchett

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u/hrafnafadhir Mar 03 '25

They wanna walk like you.

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u/Infinite_____Lobster Mar 03 '25

I wanna walk like you Talk like you, too You'll see it's true An ape like me Can learn to be human too

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u/kacpermu Mar 03 '25

Some say the only reason they don't speak English (or any human language for that matter) is to avoid having to work and pay taxes.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Mar 03 '25

Capitalism has also helped destroy their entire habitat due to the palm oil and other industries.

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u/bicranium Mar 03 '25

That video of an orangutan trying to fight off a piece of equipment being used to destroy its habitat is enraging.

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u/clonedhuman Mar 03 '25

That video is so sad.

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u/Infiniteefactorial Mar 03 '25

Human beings are the fucking worst.

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u/zaknafien1900 Mar 03 '25

Yup we also killing our closest relatives the bonobos

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

Well we are also killing ourselves and other humans in greater numbers so donā€™t take it too personally, bonobos. /s

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u/happy123z Mar 03 '25

Now dipping their hands in pudding,. Which is also tradition.

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u/StepOIU Mar 03 '25

Yeah, we're real fucking dumb in that way.

Seriously, I think that all of human history after about 12,000 years ago is just a chain of "OMG, look what we can do!" followed some time later by "... oh no, what did we do??".

Agriculture, cities, weapons, armies, empires, exploration, machinery, technology, plastic... We're just surprised picachu face all the time.

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u/Dracovision Mar 03 '25

Humanity is the definition of "We were too occupied with whether or not we could, that we never stopped to ask if we should."

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u/Toomanydamnfandoms Mar 03 '25

Bonobos and Orangutans are such incredible creatures. Human greed is the worst cancer on this planet. Genocide all the other species, just to make sure we have infinite quarterly profit growth.

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u/Tofutits_Macgee Mar 03 '25

Claiming access to fresh water is not an innate human right has got to be the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. Fuck Nestle

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u/clonedhuman Mar 03 '25

And it's not most humans. It's a very specific, relatively small subset of humans with all the money and all the power--most of us are pretty decent and just want to live our lives.

This very specific and relatively small subset of humans all have names and places they frequent.

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u/Bad_Candy_Apple Mar 04 '25

Give the orangutans Luigi hats.

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u/mining_moron Mar 03 '25

Care to hear about the time that cyanobacteria poisoned and killed 80% of all the extant biomass on Earth?

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u/Real_Boy3 Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

Though without which the earth would likely still be inhabited exclusively by bacteria, archea, and viruses.

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u/Toomanydamnfandoms Mar 03 '25

Okay fair enough, there are definitely some wild and scary microbes on this planet that could qualify as well lol. Also non microbes too, prions are TERRIFYING.

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u/sumptin_wierd Mar 03 '25

Sure, but like how many of them were billionaires?

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u/EllipticPeach Mar 03 '25

I recently watched a new video of the guy on YouTube who knows like 60 languages. He visits some bonobos in a research centre and actually talks to them in bonobo ā€˜languageā€™ and they play with him and acknowledge him as a bonobo!

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u/zaknafien1900 Mar 04 '25

Yea that was a awesome video the bonobos got so surprised he knew to play with his feet.

They are so damn smart makes me sad I know they could be dead if In the wild but locking up something like that just sucks

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u/Fen_ Mar 03 '25

No, capitalism is the fucking worst.

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u/garden_speech Mar 03 '25

humans killed each other in brutal numbers long before capitalism ever existed

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u/NeptuneMoss Mar 03 '25

Not all of us, just the narcissists who run things!!!

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u/ExpertOnReddit Mar 03 '25

There's a video of an orangutan trying to beat up a big bulldozer that's just tearing down everything around it. Made me so sad to see

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u/Tofutits_Macgee Mar 03 '25

So this is something I am very passionate about, so I hope you don't mind if I soapbox from this comment.

A lot of vegetarian and vegan food options use palm oil, and while I will not entertain comments like "that's why being vegan is stooopid" bc I don't fuckig care about opinions like that, I will acknowledge that being vegan or vegetarian is not necessarily synonymous with being friendly to all animals or their habitats. Be mindful of the products you buy for this reason. I'd rather buy actual dairy products from farmers and cows I know (bc I have that privilege) than destroy the homes of an endangered species.

Capitalism makes compassion hard, but not impossible.

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u/coin_return Mar 03 '25

Unless you're in charge of all your direct food sources through farming things yourself, there really is no winning.

We buy a quarter cow once or twice a year from a local hobby farmer who only processes a few head each year. Best beef I've ever had. Local pork and chicken are a bit harder to come by around here because they go so fast.

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u/preflex Mar 03 '25

In general, it's still a better choice. You gotta' clear a lot of land to raise cattle.

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u/Tofutits_Macgee Mar 03 '25

I'm not besmirching the lifestyle at all, just saying it's important to be mindful about where you food comes from no matter what it is.

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u/TopMango444 Mar 03 '25

I like your username

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u/Tofutits_Macgee Mar 03 '25

Yeah I thought my username would make the spirit of where my PSA was coming from a little more obvious. That's on me I guess.

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u/coin_return Mar 03 '25

You also have to clear a lot of land to farm corn, soy, palm, etc. and soy processing takes a ton of water, as well as almonds and lots of other water-hungry crops.

There is no environmental winner in a capitalist society.

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u/Real_Boy3 Mar 03 '25

The vast majority of soy and corn is grown for animal feed, biofuel, and other uses, not for human consumption.

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u/colaxxi Mar 03 '25

You have to clear vastly more land to feed animals. Like it's not even close. Do you think the amazon is being cleared for soy beans that humans eat? No, it's all going towards beef.

Saying that you have to clear land to grow the bare minimum food to feed humans is a comically bad argument.

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u/flapsmcgee Mar 03 '25

What do people eat in a non capitalist society?

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u/coin_return Mar 03 '25

Ideally only local goods they can grow themselves or barter for. I used to intentionally grow stuff that my old neighbor didn't (he did a lot of tomatoes and different peppers, I did a lot of lettuce, kale, broccoli, and herbs) so that we could always trade each other. Even just a few plants of things like tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, zucchini, and stuff like that usually gives you a tonnnn of fruit. Unless you can and preserve it yourself, you'll find yourself just looking for people to give it to, lol.

Not everyone has the privilege of space or time to do stuff like that, though.

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u/Silenthus Mar 03 '25

Socialism doesn't mean primitive utopia. You still need industrial scale farming to support the population, it can just be less harmful without the financial incentive affecting politics as much, or possibly at all, so you don't get things like cash crops or subsidizing the meat industry to hell and back.

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u/double-happiness Mar 03 '25

But OTOH you don't need to clear any land to produce venison, and eating it could surely be said to be in the interests of rewilding.

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u/Warm-Cap-4260 Mar 03 '25

I can promise you that plenty of environmental destruction happens under communism too. The push for more is the human condition.

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u/dog_eat_dog Mar 03 '25

if they want to jerk off they're just gonna have to find something else to oil their palms with

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u/station13 Mar 03 '25

Borneo, sweet Borneo. If you wanted a snack, you just reached up into a tree and plucked it. Not like here. Oh, no, sir. Some hairless jerk had to go and invent money.

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u/Frank_Perfectly Mar 03 '25

I know that capitalism is the current bad word in circles, but the overexploitation of animals and natural resources have been going on for centuries, if not millenia, well before capitalism was even a thing. This isn't a capitalism issue, it's a human issue.

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u/NeonSuperNovas Mar 03 '25

You should definitely do something about that.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Mar 03 '25

"Bring about change via your actions" is what an entity told me when I was on psychedelics. I can only go so far.

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u/NeonSuperNovas Mar 03 '25

That was actually me that told you that. You were just high af.

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 Mar 03 '25

We are floating thru the universe on a rock trying to pay bills.

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u/Green-Rip-9801 Mar 03 '25

Looking at it from that perspective. Makes you realize some things

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u/hybridaaroncarroll Mar 03 '25

I wish someone had told me this when I turned 18.

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u/klb1204 Mar 03 '25

I can see that.

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u/BKoala59 Mar 03 '25

That and the anatomical limitations

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u/KodakStele Mar 03 '25

Those lazy fucks

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

I read a comment by a zookeeper once, he said if you accidentally leave a screwdriver in a gorilla cage, they will inspect it and figure out that it's not food and ignore it. If you leave it in a chimp cage, they will use it as a weapon. If you leave it in an orangutan cage, they will hide it and figure out how to use it to escapeĀ 

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u/FreeTucker- Mar 03 '25

Sometimes I wonder where we'd be at as a society if our closest relatives were orangutans rather than chimps

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u/EfficientLocksmith66 Mar 03 '25

We're neither after all. There have been peaceful and violent human societies for as long as we existed. The fact that we currently live in a world of turmoil, does not mean peace doesn't exist, or that humans are bad per se.

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit Mar 04 '25

Violence is actually at an all-time low in human history. Although it may not seem like it, the 24 hour news cycle gives the false impression of more violence & turmoil than there really is.

Steven Pinker wrote an excellent book on this topic called ā€œThe Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence has Declinedā€

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u/Relysti Mar 04 '25

Not to ruin your image of orangutans but they can be a little uhhh...rapey

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u/FreeTucker- Mar 04 '25

Oh man wait til you hear about their bald cousins

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u/throwawayadvice12344 Mar 03 '25

'Ook!'

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u/Iheardthatjokebefore Mar 03 '25

Give this ape a badge

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u/preflex Mar 03 '25

And a library.

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u/barljo Mar 03 '25

And this is the librarian dontsaythemword.

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u/CMDR_Agony_Aunt Mar 03 '25

M-------?

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u/The_Fox_Confessor Mar 03 '25

CMDR_Agony_Aunt, are you Dotie or Sadie :-)

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u/DeadAndBuried23 Mar 03 '25

Orangutans were wise enough not to evolve intelligence to the point where they can feel existential dread.

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u/cCowgirl Mar 03 '25

Wasnā€™t an orangutan granted ā€œpersonhoodā€ status or something in recent years??

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u/narwaffles Mar 03 '25

What does that mean?

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u/cCowgirl Mar 03 '25

Iā€™m looking for the story now, but iirc it was a legal acknowledgement of the emotional capacity of an orangutan. They arenā€™t ā€œhumanā€ but they are emotionally intelligent enough to require human-like rights? I think it surrounded mothers being separated from babies too ā€¦ Iā€™ll update if I find it.

Edit: link to a good foundation around the movement, and Sandraā€™s story

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u/Saba149 Mar 03 '25

I think it's about how she was kept alone, as in the only orangutan, in a zoo enclosure. And the ethics of that were in question so they moved her to a sanctuary. The kid part is true but she abandoned her kid so tue zoo staff raised it. They kid was later reintroduced and she treated her kid as a playmate, which I found interesting.

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u/BetterOnTwoWheels Mar 03 '25

damn. so sad. TBH, most people don't even seem like they are emotionally intelligent enough to deserve human-like rights.

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u/AvidCyclist250 Mar 03 '25

Yeah I remember that. Was it in Argentina perhaps?

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u/Appropriate-Sound169 Mar 03 '25

You mean the librarian?

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u/EveningDish6800 Mar 03 '25

People talk too much. Not talking = Wisdom.

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u/notabadgerinacoat Mar 03 '25

Some of them even work as librarians

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u/PintoTheBurninator Mar 03 '25

He didn't start out as an orang-outan though. He discovered that being one has certain advantages for a librarian so he refused to be transformed back into a human.

Either way, it is Rincewind's fault.

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u/coin_return Mar 03 '25

Of all great apes, they are definitely my favorites.

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u/clarkky55 Mar 03 '25

Whatā€™s the saying? Orangutans know how to talk, they just donā€™t want to pay taxes?

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u/ComfortablePaper3792 Mar 03 '25

Chimpanzees used to be considered the smartest of the nonhuman apes but now researchers think Orangutans are smarter.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Mar 03 '25

I had to look this up because the last I read orangutans were considered the least intelligent of the great apes, and the only one that doesn't consistently recognize itself in the mirror.Ā  Looks like there have been some updates, which is interesting.Ā  I really find it interesting that self-awareness is not necessary for intelligence.

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u/agent_flounder Mar 03 '25

Sounds like they are crazy smart. https://orangutan.com/orangutan-facts/orangutan-intelligence/

The physical signs of intelligence include: tool-making and use for problem-solving; insight and memory of space, time mental maps, and classification; concepts such as simple arithmetic and mirror self-recognition; and plan in advance innovate. The social evidence of orangutan intelligence includes deception, coalitions and alliances, mediation, reconciliation, consoling, empathy, intentions, imitation, teaching, culture, and language.

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u/ComfortablePaper3792 Mar 04 '25

They are natural learners who will copy any human behavior they see. There's a group of Orangutans that wash themselves in the river with soap they steal from people's houses. They learned it by watching humans bathing. It's also known that they can figure out how to use and steer a boat if they see a human using oneĀ 

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u/DouglasHundred Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

I remember a video I saw years ago from a wild population where some guy had fallen into a pool of water or something and was struggling to get out, and an orangutan wandering by was like "bro that's dangerous there are snakes in there, here take my hand and I'll pull you out". The guy, I recall, did not take it up on the offer of help, because I think he was a researcher of some kind and didn't want to physically interact with them for various reasons, but it was a sweet and kind gesture. Like, they know shit.

e: I guess it was just a series of photos, now I look

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u/drunk_responses Mar 03 '25

They're the most social and intelligent great apes besides humans. To the point where animal shelters sometimes give other animals access to their area. Since the organgutans like the social interaction, and often play with the other animals like a human would a pet.

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u/Edgewise24 Mar 03 '25

The "old wismen" of the forest.

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u/gfuhhiugaa Mar 03 '25

Donā€™t most cultures that live near them have folklore that theyā€™re the wise protectors of the forest?

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u/Own-Category-7888 Mar 03 '25

The name orangutan (orang-hutan in Malay) translates to ā€œPerson of the forestā€.

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u/kodysatdown Mar 03 '25

They are nice. They are conscious and it's a crime humans lock them up in zoos.

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u/Own-Category-7888 Mar 03 '25

Not all animals in zoos came from the wild. Modern accredited zoos get their animals from breeding of captive populations, and taking in animals that canā€™t be released to the wild. I was a zookeeper in my former career and all the animals at the zoos I worked at were basically rescues. Illegal pets that had been surrendered or seized, injured wild life that could not survive on their own, etc. None of the animals I worked with who had been wild previously were taken by the zoo or collectors for a zoo. All of them had been illegal pets. Donā€™t even get me started on the assholes who want these creatures as pets!

There was one species I worked with that was actually saved from extinction by zoos. The Scimitar horned Oryx. Went extinct in the wild but a captive collection was able to be bred to higher numbers, then released into the wild. Was wildly successful and now there is a wild population again. Look it up for yourself.

Sure there are abusive and terrible zoos still. But they are not all equal. I believe it was Disney safari park, and the San Diego zoo that saved the scimitar horned oryx but am a bit rusty on that detail so feel free to fact check me. The zooā€™s I worked at were often abusive to the keepers but we loved the animals and took poverty level pay and working in all the elements just because we loved caring for the animals so much and we took our responsibilities very seriously. The keepers I knew are some of the most compassionate, caring, hardworking, and dedicated people Iā€™ve met. Zoos also play a crucial role in conservation and connecting people with animals and nature they would otherwise never be aware of. People will only save what they care about, and they will only care about what they know and understand.

In a perfect world maybe all creatures could exist freely in nature, but we donā€™t live in a perfect world.

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u/onFilm Mar 03 '25

Oh yeah, but considering how little we care about our environment, they're probably much better off that way sadly. Can't wait until we start being more responsible for our fellow earthlings.

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u/Top_Squash4454 Mar 03 '25

Don't assume. Sometimes it's a conservation effort

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u/IvyRaeBlack Mar 03 '25

A good chunk of the animals at my zoo are rescues of some sort, too. Also, red wolves probably wouldn't exist anymore if it wasn't for them.

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u/maveTalent Mar 03 '25

That's exactly what I think about it. Every time I see such "cool" posts about the fun with apes in zoos I am just disturbed and sad. Caging these highly intelligent animals is a crime.

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u/wetblanketCEO Mar 03 '25

What about conservation purposes? As long as the enclosure is adequately spacious and has everything they need, would you still have problems with it?

This isn't a gotcha question or anything, I'm genuinely curious.

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u/Appropriate-Sound169 Mar 03 '25

Like Monkey World in the UK. Conservationists. Most of the animals are rescues and they have huge outdoor enclosures.

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u/Swamp_Swimmer Mar 03 '25

The enclosures would have to be outdoor in a rainforest to have adequate space, frankly.

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u/kodysatdown Mar 03 '25

Agreed a hundred percent.

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u/slowkums Mar 03 '25

And I'm just now realizing every Planet of the Apes movie has an orangutan playing the scholar trope, without fail.

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u/nealski77 Mar 03 '25

Well, Dr. Zaius knew a lot, but look where it got him...

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u/Rhauko Mar 03 '25

They made me stop going to zoos, the last one I went to had them into a too small enclosure and they seemed so depressed. Maybe I was antropomophising but the enclosure was depressing.

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u/CherryblockRedWine Mar 03 '25

I would love to know what he communicated to the others after looking up at the end of the clip!

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 Mar 03 '25

Might share secrets of the universe, might eat your face off.Ā 

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u/thefunkybassist Mar 03 '25

I wonder what his/her verdict was lol

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u/catsnedeker Mar 03 '25

It was like, ā€œOkay, I just wondered what all of the fuss was about.ā€

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u/Winter7296 Mar 03 '25

They also stalk their choice of mate and kill any offspring the chosen female has with another male

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u/InquisitivelyADHD Mar 03 '25

That tracks, they're probably smarter than a good amount of the human population for what it's worth.

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u/SMEAGAIN_AGO Mar 03 '25

Way smarter, and certainly better behaved, than the Fanta FĆ¼hrer!

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u/Regarded-Platypus821 Mar 03 '25

Plus they know how to fight! Get them mad or just catch them on a bad day and they'll 100% rip your eyelids off.

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u/Birdfishing00 Mar 03 '25

They look like professors to me lol

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u/lavegasola Mar 03 '25

Those eyes man

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u/AmplifiedWarrior Mar 03 '25

The orangutan looks just like a grandma.

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u/Damoet Mar 04 '25

This! Just about to comment that.

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u/InquisitorFemboy Mar 07 '25

I'm still convinced they can talk, they just don't want to deal with the bullshit that comes with it.

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u/Static-Stair-58 Mar 03 '25

They donā€™t belong in enclosures, I can tell you that.

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u/Top_Squash4454 Mar 03 '25

Except if it's a conservation effort, which might the case here.

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u/highleech Mar 03 '25

"Orangutans always seem so wise, like they know the secrets of the universe"

They do know.

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u/Ok-Selection4206 Mar 03 '25

If they could only pick the lock and get the hell out of that cage.

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u/Zwei_und_Vierzig Mar 03 '25

Thats why the library in Ankh-Morpork is led by an Orang-Utan.

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u/Gr00z Mar 03 '25

They make the best Librarians...

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u/the-cheese7 Mar 03 '25

Just don't get too close to them or you'll be wishing you appreciated your left arm more

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u/Bhodi3K Mar 03 '25

They also make excellent librarians. Ook

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u/Dangerous-Relief-953 Mar 03 '25

Ones that say "OOK" usually do. Especially when found in libraries.

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u/TheRaymac Mar 03 '25

I'm not a big animal rights person and I think PETA is a joke, but I swear, orangutans are people.

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u/TannerGraytonsLab Mar 03 '25

Dr. Zaius sure did ;)

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u/havelock-vetinari Mar 03 '25

I can't remember what culture (Indonesia?) but there's myths that orangutans can speak but don't because they fear they'll be put to work. More than happy to be corrected on this lol

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u/genusbender Mar 03 '25

Yeah. Not paying taxes.

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u/Dirk_McGirken Mar 03 '25

I don't remember where I heard it, but I once heard someone say that orangutans are way smarter than people because they figured out how to not pay taxes.

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u/theyellowbaboon Mar 03 '25

Theyā€™ll also fuck you up accidentally.

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u/Reivaki Mar 03 '25

Oookā€¦

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