r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nightmare44887R • 20h ago

Found in r/youngpeopleyoutube

6 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/uncannyfjord • 15h ago

Will I die?

767 Upvotes

97 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/science-and-stars • 20h ago

On r/Sociology

5 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/uncannyfjord • 10h ago

Why do British tourists smell so good?

734 Upvotes

111 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Harizovblike • 22h ago

skibidi toilet is inspired from a nightmare and Jesus possibly influenced the creation of skibidi toilet

6 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/spliffthemagicdragon • 14h ago

''Because their beef is weak''

37 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/undergroundbastard • 10h ago

Queensland surgeon fined over Nazi penis photo

nzherald.co.nz

15 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/purplevisuals2 • 2h ago

Brand new (absurd run-on) sentence

555 Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jickay • 7h ago

Enjoys the scent from plug spawn made from stem butts

233 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FinnRazzel • 11h ago

This is in regard to dehydrating bully sticks.

320 Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Icer333 • 9h ago

Adam Devine's pinkie toe fell off while he was pleasuring himself in the bathtub.

ew.com

256 Upvotes

37 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mynnugget • 5h ago

Like does dry cleaning dissolve only the good juju or something?

54 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Xav-Tay-Tor-Tot • 4h ago

The chocolate will not adhere to the ravioli

66 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/thebluesupergiant • 2h ago

C.E.O. Choked Man Who Danced Barefoot on Cruise Ship, U.S. Says

nytimes.com

3 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 6h ago

Brand New Sentence

r/BrandNewSentence

For sentences never before written, found in the wild.

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.