r/BrandNewSentence • u/SonofdeSun • 2d ago

Florida Man Accused of Stealing Cybertruck during Test Drive Returned to Tesla Dealership Days Later

56 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_nathansh • 3d ago

They hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak

5.1k Upvotes

188 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/doublek1022 • 2d ago

Ubisoft frantically patches boobs back into Far Cry 4 after accidentally patching them out

pcgamer.com

235 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Legendary_GrumpyCat • 2d ago

There is always some Japanese or Korean guy with a half-naked anime waifu with horns who will save the day for you.

61 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/s/nTYOjgiHHU

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Renolber • 2d ago

Post-Harambe

119 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/dbpm1 • 2d ago

tampINS and conONS

56 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RunefaustBlack • 2d ago

What's the word for inventory when it's people?

98 Upvotes

source

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/johnruby • 3d ago

Unprecedented protests this morning on Heard and McDonald Islands

2.1k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kurma-the-Turtle • 2d ago

A church in England opens its doors to pro wrestling in a bid to attract converts

67 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SpicyShakes • 3d ago

sweaty balls song

742 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Deadartsyle • 2d ago

I awoke to this on my post...

116 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/youngbutnotstupid • 3d ago

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch break masturbation video to city attorney

6.5k Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/p/DH_IZ1IgjG9/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

239 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Indieriots • 2d ago

His face looks like a Tesla cybertruck

15 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CapAccomplished8072 • 2d ago

"Hacker Professor Moriarty helps Scorpion unalive people, Cinderella and Ice Cream hunt plot tokens, and the Tin Man loses his heart while the heroes fight the real big bads: capitalism and politics. " taken from "How Would you Describe RWBY to Someone New? "

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Illustrious-Lead-960 • 3d ago

Just pray that you never encounter basement Koreans!

gallery

46 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/w_a_w • 2d ago

Patti LaBelle Says Elton John Never Returned Her Tupperware

consequence.net

9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Medical_Solid • 2d ago

The worst car crash of a headline I could imagine. Brand new sentence meets watch people die inside but the people dying inside are the ones reading that brand new sentence.

12 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1jr96dm/fake_down_syndrome_influencers_created_with_ai/?rdt=59296

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GiovanniPotage • 2d ago

"Not to psychoanalyze a cartoon hedgehog or anything"

32 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/1g0mocq/man_i_never_seen_shadow_making_that_face/

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Banishedandbackagain • 2d ago

We made fire, we dieseled mayonnaise.

youtu.be

0 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/cyril1991 • 4d ago

I could feel the market crying out like a wounded dolphin

1.4k Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1jpy5ud/comment/ml6b6fa

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Rage_Bait • 3d ago

I’d go through years of doctorate training to give you a prostate exam

119 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Acceptable-Damage • 3d ago

Aborphobe. It’s tree pride month.

416 Upvotes

33 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

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Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

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4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.