r/Conservative Conservatarian Apr 26 '19

Sidebar Quote: P. J. O'Rourke

Patrick Jake O'Rourke (born November 14, 1947) is an American political satirist and journalist. O'Rourke is the H. L. Mencken Research Fellow at the libertarian Cato Institute.

This week's sidebar quote comes from Why I Am a Conservative (1st edition ed. 1996) in the chapter How to Explain Conservatism to Your Squishy Liberal Friends: Individualism 'R' Us.

Context:

In fact, charity is an axiom of conservatism. Charity is one of the great responsibilities of freedom. But, in order for us to be responsible-and therefore free-that responsibility must be personal.

Not all needful acts of charity can be accomplished by one person, of course. To the extent that responsibility should be shared and merged, in a free society it should be shared and merged on the same basis as political power, which means starting with the individual. Responsibility must proceed from the bottom up-never from the top down, with the individual as the squeezed cream filling of the giant Twinkie that is the state.

There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as "caring" and "sensitive" because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to try to do good with other people's money. Well, who isn't? And a voter who takes pride in supporting such programs is telling us that he'll do good with his own money-if a gun is held to his head.

When government quits being something we use only in an emergency and becomes the principal source of aid and assistance in our society, then the size, expense and power of government are greatly increased. The decision that politicians are wiser, kinder and more honest than we are and that they, not we, should control the dispensation of eleemosynary goods and services is, in itself, a diminishment of the individual and proof that we're jerks.

Government charity causes other problems. If responsibility is removed from friends, family and self, social ties are weakened. We don't have to look after our parents; they've got their Social Security check and are down in Atlantic City with it right now. Parents don't have to look after their kids; Head Start, a high school guidance counselor and AmeriCorps take care of that. Our kids don't have to look after themselves; if they become addicted to drugs, there's methadone, and if they get knocked up, there's always AFDC. The neighbors, meanwhile, aren't going to get involved; if they step outside, they'll be cut down by the 9mm crossfire from the drug wars between the gangs all the other neighbors belong to.

Making charity part of the political system confuses the mission of government. Charity is, by its nature, approximate and imprecise. Are you guiding the old lady across the street or are you just jerking her around? It's hard to know when enough charity has been given. Parents want to give children every material advantage but don't want a pack of spoiled brats. There are no exact rules of charity. But a government in a free society must obey exact rules or that government's power is arbitrary and freedom is lost. This is why government works best when it is given limited and well-defined tasks to perform.

The preamble to the Constitution states: "We, the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillity, provide for the common defence, promote the general welfare..." It doesn't say "guarantee the general welfare." And it certainly doesn't say "give welfare benefits to all the people in the country who aren't doing so well even if the reason they aren't doing so well is because they're sitting on their butts in front of the TV."

A liberal would argue that those people are watching television because they lack opportunities, they're disadvantaged, uneducated, life is unfair-and a conservative might actually agree. The source of contention between conservatives and liberals, the point at which the real fight begins, is when liberals say, "Government has enormous power; let's use that power to make things good."

It's the wrong tool for the job. The liberal is trying to fix my wristwatch with a ball pein hammer.

For further reading and context, please feel free to read the full chapter as was posted on Free Republic.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative Apr 26 '19

It doesn't matter. He could have had an influence over New Hampshire voters for good policy, even if he didn't like Trump. Hillary was manifestly the worst candidate the Democrats nominated since at least Al Gore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

To be fair, at the time, we didn't know that Trump's policy would be any good. Hillary was the devil we knew, and Trump was an unknown quantity. Some people are more risk tolerant than others.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative Apr 29 '19

We didn't know that Trump would be a devil, and he was making powerful Republican friends all over the social right. I say that as someone who didn't vote for Trump, mind you. Hillary would have made the worst president ever, and there's just no way Trump could have matched that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '19

I don't disagree with you, I'm just saying I can see how other people, libertarians especially, would make a different calculation.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative Apr 29 '19

I think it's an extremely ignorant approach, and I have no sympathy for it. It literally ruined my view of O'Rourke, because his younger self loathed Bill Clinton, and at least would have found Donald Trump humorous.