r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/misterman416 • 2d ago

what is this white stuff on my reeses cup

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u/Glad_Researcher9096 2d ago

its called fat bloom., the butter or fat has separated from the chocolate because of flux in temp. It's Safe to eat.

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u/PhilosopherStoned420 2d ago

Nice to see a real response that doesn't involve someone jerking off on some candy.

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u/Cant0thulhu 2d ago

Yeah but, have you ever nutted in taco bell?

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u/Hogwithenutz 2d ago

I don't order them supreme. I make them supreme after I order them.

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u/Mralwaysgetsit 2d ago

This needs more upvotes. I pressed it many times to no avail lol

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u/PhilosopherStoned420 2d ago

Goddamn lol. You win. Pure gold

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u/Clcooper423 2d ago

They cum Supreme whether you order it or not buddy.

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u/value_meal_papi 2d ago

I giggled out the blue w this one

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u/Loony_Loveless 1d ago

I don’t follow this sub. I never asked to see this sub. I will forever quote this when I eat Taco Bell thanks to this sub.

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u/PhilosopherStoned420 2d ago

Not recently... it's on my to-do list though.

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u/Cant0thulhu 2d ago

Some people really like a soft shell nut. Save the diablo sauce. (Unless youre really into bold flavor)

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u/The_Eleser 2d ago

Your mom was in Taco Bell at the time, does that count?

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u/Steelrainbow 1d ago

Did you cum in my burrito?

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u/falcorflying 2d ago

That's what I'm saying. I read some of these comments and it's like cum on guys.

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u/ThreeRedStars 2d ago

Let’s be open minded here, it’s likely both.

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u/Throw-away-rando 2d ago

Nuttin’ beats salty and sweet

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u/johnny2turnt 2d ago

In my humble opinion that’s the best place to jerk off though 🤷‍♂️

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u/PhilosopherStoned420 2d ago

Yeah but after you buy it. Not on the assembly line.

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u/JudgeVisible3543 2d ago

Came to say "cum". You defused me. Thank you...

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u/pdxrider01 2d ago

But I jerked off on this guys Reese’s

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u/BuffTee 2d ago

I’m in my fat bloom stage

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u/Caspica 2d ago

Yeah, it's slightly less delicious but that's about it. 

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u/thesurething04 2d ago

She called the cum, "fat bloom".

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u/Floydthebaker 2d ago

This is the real answer! But free nut sounds more fun lol

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u/ExcitingStress8663 2d ago

Fat bloom is a nice insult.

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u/MoneyGrowsOnTreezzz 2d ago

More like a fat load

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u/OrionRedacted 2d ago

Fat bloom was my nickname in college.

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u/S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d 2d ago

Looks like someone bloomed all over it.

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u/Iasc123 2d ago

Eh? Fatty, boom boom.

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u/missingtime11 2d ago

so bloom from the inside you said

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u/No_Cash_8556 2d ago

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's"

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u/rahnbj 2d ago

Good answer, wasn’t expecting to see anything other than… well, good answer.

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u/samanime 2d ago

Safe to eat, but this is a pretty extreme example. This poor thing has not been treated well.

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u/Wagwan-piff-ting42 2d ago

Good to see big cum is putting out more misinformation

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u/SaltyBooze 2d ago

it's just slightly gross, but its fine.

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u/BicycleOk5319 2d ago

Someone nutted on your recess

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u/Shot-Ad5867 2d ago

Recess lmfao

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u/HyenDry 2d ago

That’s a crime 😀

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u/etherealalignment 2d ago edited 2d ago

If it’s not a crime on a Reese’s, it should be

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u/Cant0thulhu 2d ago

I did find a used condom in one of the hidden inside areas of my elementary schools playscapes (castle like thing). I was maybe 8-9. I knew what it was from another funny story. Told a fifth grader I knew and he convinced a kid to blow it up like a balloon. 🎈

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u/Talshan 2d ago

I found a used one on an elementary school playground once, too. No one touched it, though. Horrific story you got, lol

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u/Just__Bob_ 2d ago

Warnung! May contain nut.

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u/Vortr8 2d ago

on the 8th one I passed out

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u/lordmarboo13 2d ago

I'm picturing a rope of baby gravy being launched over 8 kids laying down. Like a fucking weird Olympic trial 😂

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u/StabbyMcTickles 2d ago

Uhhhhh maybe don't picture that...

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u/Extension_Meet_4338 2d ago

dude what the fuck went through your mind before you posted this comment

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u/lordmarboo13 2d ago

Mostly just my dinner

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u/GeminiHasNoEggosAlt 2d ago

I beg your pardon?

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u/According-Touch-1996 2d ago

Tf is wrong with you?

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u/MasterJ360 2d ago

Yup recess penut butter cum 😜

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u/One-Bumblebee-5603 2d ago

You got jism in my Reeses.
You got Reeses in my jism.

Just… stop. Let us never speak of this again.

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u/Pandazar 2d ago

that's the nut butter... from the pean

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u/Pooh_Lightning 2d ago

Reese Penis Butter Cup

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u/PomeloPepper 2d ago

Damn you for putting that in my head!

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u/Pooh_Lightning 2d ago

I feel shame.

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u/Legal_Ad9637 2d ago

At least he didn’t put it somewhere else

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u/TheVonSolo 2d ago

Cum. Next question.

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u/Dicky_Penisburg 2d ago

I don't got all fuckin' day here, let's go!

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u/SeamusMcBalls 2d ago

It’s gotta be cum

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u/hadoyastopthis 2d ago

Reece’s peanut butter cum

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 2d ago

Reece's penis butter cum.

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u/porchchop_vegan 2d ago

That's just white chocolate!

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u/FatFKingLenny 2d ago

Sorry I really like reeses

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u/PM_ME_UR_RECIPEZ 2d ago

Reeces cum

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u/CaptainWonk 2d ago

I recently started buying the Trader Joe's brand peanut butter cups, because they don't have cum on them.

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u/NYCmichael 2d ago

Semen no doubt about it

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u/Relative-Tone-2145 2d ago

I had some fun with your candy. Sorry.

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u/HawkingTomorToday 2d ago

It got warm; it’s fine

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u/dripdrabdrub 2d ago

Heard of Montezuma's revenge, right? This is Factory Worker's revenge

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u/Ok-Weakness-6585 2d ago

Disgruntled employee residue

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u/NativeSceptic1492 2d ago

Coco butter. When chocolate lays around for a while the the oil starts to separate from the chocolate and collects on top. It’s ok to eat but leaves a weird oily feeling on your tongue . I would toss it .

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u/rare_innit 2d ago

"I said Reeses cup! Not Reeses nut.."

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u/Bishop-roo 2d ago

My bad.

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u/lucalla 2d ago

Love junk

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u/_nevers_ 2d ago

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't...

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u/Chuckiebb 2d ago

"Hey, you got peanut butter in my chocolate"

"That's not the only thing I put in there"

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u/stunzeedb0y 2d ago

Reese's peaNUT butter cup

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u/DragonsLogic 2d ago

Comes from Dz Nuts!!! 🥜🥜🌰🥜

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u/ChumpChainge 2d ago

It’s cocoa butter. I encounter this frequently with baking chocolate.

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u/yumyunbing 2d ago

you like extra nut on your reeses too?

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u/Opposite_Unlucky 2d ago

The cum you left ontop of it.

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u/orderuse 2d ago

It machine nut freeze it protein good for u🙃👍

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u/MorraBella 2d ago

"You've got your cum on my chocolate..."

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u/baulsaques 2d ago

"You've got your chocolate in my cum!"

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u/MorraBella 2d ago

Ha! I'm so glad I'm not the only one to remember those old commercials! You made me smile!! 😃

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u/ninjazxninja6r 2d ago

Violent J says hi

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u/cpupro 2d ago

Leche De Hombre

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u/mrvector2024 2d ago

It's coom

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u/FunOrganization4Lyfe 2d ago

Murky Man Gravy.

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u/PickaDillDot 2d ago

You know what it is, why you axin..

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u/Hot-Toe7541 2d ago

Reses pieces *new suss formula *

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u/Jawz050987 2d ago

I thought Nutter Butters were cookies?

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u/mintybunnny 1d ago

Don't ask questions you don't wanna know

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u/YttriumTimeTraveler 1d ago

Did op wait for a correct response before eating it?

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u/EnvironmentEither763 1d ago

Check for razor blades

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u/FrequentLine1437 2d ago

cocoa butter seeping out of the cheap american chocolate.

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u/CornsOnMyFeets 2d ago

vitamin c

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u/smellslikebigfootdic 2d ago

A little extra glaze

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u/zephyr_zodiac6046 2d ago

I think you know what's on it.

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u/Endreeemtsu 2d ago

You see when a father reeses and a mother reeses love each other very much…

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u/De4thMonkey 2d ago

Why is there an uptick in pictures that look like Nut

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u/Obnoxious_Box 2d ago

They added the wrong kind of nut

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u/uAggressive_Cell_671 2d ago

Freezer burn just it

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u/Soreal45 2d ago

“Did you get your cum in my chocolate?” “No, you got your chocolate in my cum.”

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u/Blyatman702 2d ago

Extra protein

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u/Neat_Masterpiece1018 2d ago

Reese’s cum

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u/MCMXCIV9 2d ago

Natural protein

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u/Mintaka36 2d ago

It's chocolate bloom. Safe to eat.

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u/if_im_not_back_in_5 2d ago

Added saltiness :-)

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u/VladimirJames 2d ago

That would be rodent semen

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u/scriptingends 2d ago

Skeetbutter

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u/MashedPotatoesDick 2d ago

Boogers & Cum

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u/Jazzlike-Recover-307 2d ago

Reeses new pb&c cups the c ands extra flavor and keeps it fresh longer after it dries. Side note it is loaded with protein and other healthy nutrients

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u/Enero- 2d ago

Whatevs. Totes worth it.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago

Unacceptable, that’s what it is

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u/SnooBunnies2353 2d ago

Yeah let’s freeze a Reese’s then ask why there is frozen condensation on the top of the cup. Shit post.

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u/Randomboatcaptain 2d ago

Circle jerk at the Reese's factory and no one had a cracker.

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u/JaeRaws 2d ago

We got the "Diddy Party" limited edition release Reese's before GTA 6 what a wild year this has been.

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u/broncotate27 2d ago

Reeses nut

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u/CheeserButler 2d ago

Nut butter.

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u/BridgeBoysPod 2d ago

I’m just gonna sit this one out

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u/Skorthase 2d ago

Palm oil

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u/Frosty819 2d ago

Crystallized sugar, might have melted then put in the fridge. I think it's fine to eat.

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u/Wonderful-Ad5713 2d ago

Essence of Reese

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u/Moist_Drive_5535 2d ago

It’s like the ookie cookie.

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u/tomcas1 2d ago

Reminds me of this recipe from a (not fake) cum cookbook: Natural Harvest! https://youtu.be/d9CjZb-RWv0?si=VkYbhwP-xlygAIXn

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u/kingkobeda 2d ago

That's spunk

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u/Serious-Brush-6347 2d ago

Your brother Billy, whatever happened there.

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u/Stained-Tangerine 2d ago

You know…

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u/SufficientCurrent130 2d ago

This is reddit, you know the answer 😁

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u/yessah224 2d ago

I don’t want to be the one to tell you this…

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u/Scott_Scottson 2d ago

It's semen! Animal semen!

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u/Luzbel90 2d ago

Do you think love can bloom in the battlefield?

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u/Miserable_Rube 2d ago

Sorry I got excited working the factory line

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u/DarthSkywalker97 2d ago

Baby gravy.

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u/SpitChawMcGraw 2d ago

That peanutbutter cup has extra nutty goodness!

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u/Past-North-4131 2d ago

Oatmeal....spittle!!!! SEMEN!!!!- Stewie Gilligan Griffin

Season 2 Episode 17

That is all

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u/Southern-Body-1029 2d ago

I’m sorry, it’s my seed.

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u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME 2d ago

Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint... it's semen.

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u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME 2d ago

Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint... it's semen.

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u/Vampiremayor 2d ago

breast milk from the chef

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u/gjones2010 2d ago

Somebody gots a chocolate n peanut butter fetish

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u/AntonChigurhsLuck 2d ago

Shhhhhhhhh. It's peenut budder

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u/JustGotHomeAnd 2d ago

It's Willy's Wonka Juice

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u/ca_goonsquad 2d ago

If u gotta ask, u cant afford it…

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u/dirkrunfast 2d ago

Sure looks like somebody came on your Reese’s.

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u/Suitable_Cause4975 2d ago

Splooge juice

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u/raffolotto2010 2d ago

Reeses cum

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner 2d ago

"Now with 25% more come!"

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u/positive-fingers 2d ago

Sorry, that was me

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u/friskydingo-65 2d ago

Mr Goodbar left some Milk duds for a BabyRuth

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u/cedar212 2d ago

You need to ask the production line employee that went to work sexually frustrated and pissed off at his boss

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u/orphen888 2d ago

Reeses peanut butter cum

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u/ActlvelyLurklng 2d ago

Reese Cump

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u/Apacryphon 2d ago

Secret sauce 😂

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u/Butthole_Ticklah 2d ago

This is cum - Randy Marsh

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u/VampireHeart-666 2d ago

Cum, what else do you think it could possibly be

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u/Lucyferi0 2d ago

Wrong type of nut 💀

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u/PMMeYourClitpls 2d ago

Now with two types of nut

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u/NoHospiceForOldMen 2d ago

Where do you think the nut in peaNUT butter comes from

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u/Iwentoofar 2d ago

Mr Peanut gave you some of his special butter

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u/Antarticon-001 2d ago

Limp reese cup

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u/VegetableScars 2d ago

Special cream

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u/Inspectorgadget9000 2d ago

That would be jizz

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u/timmu 2d ago

LOL some dude named reese needed to leave a mark so its theres now better eat it before reese find you

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u/I_Dont-Care_Bear 2d ago

That's what happens when you piss Jerry off at the goddamned Reeses factory!

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u/Ancient-Ad-3254 2d ago

Reese’s Cum

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u/whostheloudmouth 2d ago

Reese’s cup cum

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u/Ill_Cricket8509 2d ago

That's Reece.