r/HumansBeingBros • u/Shoddy_Fee_550 • Mar 04 '25

They got a super neighbor

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u/Pearly-Seashellz Mar 04 '25

This is nice to see, of course. Just sucks that the whole thing could've been avoided if the authorities actually cared about why fires like these happen (and will continue to happen).

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Do you think the authorities control the wind?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Authorities didn't rake the forest enough. They need to teach the deer and bears to use rakes, and the fact that they haven't is intentional because somehow the authorities are profiting from multi-billion dollar natural disasters. I'm rational. /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Oh you know what, let me call some Jewish buddies I have and tell them their wind dial is set to "high," should be an easy fix

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u/Tack122 Mar 05 '25

Nah man, we need that wind to cool the giant space laser.