r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/WolfonStateStreet • 3d ago

Massive attempt to draw attention

if this has already been posted I apologize

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u/awalktojericho 3d ago

But had time to lower his cab.

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u/cbaker423 3d ago

I mean that took 2.5ish seconds? (I’m not justifying his decision to park in a handicap spot btw; I wouldn’t have done that myself no matter how badly I’m “ground hogging”)

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 3d ago

I don't think you have ever really been shitting yourself for real. I would park blocking in the handicap car in if there was one parked and I would shit in the handicap toilet if it was empty.

I'd go as far as shitting ON the handicap spot before shitting myself in the car.

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u/cbaker423 3d ago

I woulda just pooped myself like a civilized human being.