r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/WolfonStateStreet • 2d ago

Massive attempt to draw attention

if this has already been posted I apologize

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u/SunshineBear100 2d ago

Even parks in a handicap spot

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I saw him reply to this video and he said he was about to šŸ’© his pants and there were no other spots open šŸ˜‚

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u/awalktojericho 2d ago

But had time to lower his cab.

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I mean that took 2.5ish seconds? (Iā€™m not justifying his decision to park in a handicap spot btw; I wouldnā€™t have done that myself no matter how badly Iā€™m ā€œground hoggingā€)

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen 2d ago

I don't think you have ever really been shitting yourself for real. I would park blocking in the handicap car in if there was one parked and I would shit in the handicap toilet if it was empty.

I'd go as far as shitting ON the handicap spot before shitting myself in the car.

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u/cbaker423 2d ago

I woulda just pooped myself like a civilized human being.

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u/AceOfSpadesOfAce 1d ago

I always shit in the handiā€¦ itā€™s not reserved for them like the parking spot is.

If I gotta shit though itā€™s usually not dire until Iā€™m about 10 feet from the toilet.