"A dude walked up to me this morning at the gym. Big guy, you know, gym guy, from central casting, literally the biggest, roughest, toughest looking guy in the gym, and he walks up to me, and he's built like a London Broil steak on legs, no fat anywhere near him, too scared to be near him, hard, he's got on one of those tight old muscle tanks drenched with sweat, his arm muscles are swollen as big as Easter hams, you know how they look, and out of everyone else he walks straight up to me, and he says: 'Sir, whatever you're dealing with for all of us, it's going to be okay. I had a lot more bad stuff to deal with when that sleepy loser was president, but you've already taken a lot of that bad stuff off of my back and every other good American's back, and that's why we voted for you, sir, so please keep up the fight and I believe God is with you.' Did I say he was a big, super-strong guy? Well, before he was halfway through he was already crying, tears running down his cheeks, and finally he said, such a tough, powerful-looking guy: 'Sir, I didn't mean to cry and I never cry, but talking to you and knowing all you've sacrificed for us, I just broke down, now I gotta go wash up before my client gets here, but Mr. Trump, Mr. President, anytime I can help you, with these muscles of mine, I'll be there at your side -- thank you, sir.' And he went away again, this huge weightlifter guy, so gigantic and tough that nobody's ever seen anything like it, but I'm glad he said it to me."
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u/learngladly 2d ago edited 2d ago
"A dude walked up to me this morning at the gym. Big guy, you know, gym guy, from central casting, literally the biggest, roughest, toughest looking guy in the gym, and he walks up to me, and he's built like a London Broil steak on legs, no fat anywhere near him, too scared to be near him, hard, he's got on one of those tight old muscle tanks drenched with sweat, his arm muscles are swollen as big as Easter hams, you know how they look, and out of everyone else he walks straight up to me, and he says: 'Sir, whatever you're dealing with for all of us, it's going to be okay. I had a lot more bad stuff to deal with when that sleepy loser was president, but you've already taken a lot of that bad stuff off of my back and every other good American's back, and that's why we voted for you, sir, so please keep up the fight and I believe God is with you.' Did I say he was a big, super-strong guy? Well, before he was halfway through he was already crying, tears running down his cheeks, and finally he said, such a tough, powerful-looking guy: 'Sir, I didn't mean to cry and I never cry, but talking to you and knowing all you've sacrificed for us, I just broke down, now I gotta go wash up before my client gets here, but Mr. Trump, Mr. President, anytime I can help you, with these muscles of mine, I'll be there at your side -- thank you, sir.' And he went away again, this huge weightlifter guy, so gigantic and tough that nobody's ever seen anything like it, but I'm glad he said it to me."