r/MadeMeSmile • u/ControlCAD • Jul 07 '24

Small Success Messi’s bodyguard protecting him at all costs

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u/Mr_Blorbus Jul 07 '24

He's really polite in his guarding.

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u/zuixiivii Jul 07 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

Yea he's handling it very professionally. No unnecessary aggression or anything. I guess he understands that Messi is loved by many, and that he, as a person that directly works for Messi, also represent him. I hope he gets paid really well.

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u/zxmuffin Jul 07 '24

I wanna see how it'll turn out if instead of going for Messi people would go straight for his bodyaguard. Like "yo bro cool bodyguarding can I have a picture with you"? Just to mess with his templates.

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u/DerekPaxton Jul 07 '24

Messi would stop them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

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u/Waldehead Jul 07 '24

Get out.

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u/badbunnyjiggly Jul 07 '24

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

Peak dad jokes 😙👌

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u/fadeux Jul 07 '24

Ok Dad

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u/Yarxing Jul 07 '24

I bet he'll get even more alert very fast, shit could go wrong very fast for his employer if someone actively tries to distract the bodyguard.

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u/atticus__ Jul 07 '24

Bigger, faster bodyguard for the first bodyguard. 

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u/s00perguy Jul 07 '24

I assumed at first I meant people sprinting up to the bodyguard to deck him or something lmao

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

I'm sure people probably do go for selfies with the bodyguard. He probably doesn't like to give them, though, as it would take his attention away from Messi.