r/MadeMeSmile • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Wholesome Moments Fastest kid alive!

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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago

Dudes actually pretty quick😅

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u/GetsGold 1d ago

Yeah, I was ready to cut him down to size, but he was speedy.

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u/sympathetic_earlobe 1d ago

I was ready to cut him down to size

😂 Brutal

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze 1d ago

Be careful, my guns are loaded

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u/JasonGD1982 1d ago

Ok Ja Morant

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u/paxusromanus811 22h ago

Love me a good NBA reference Found out in the wild. Don't make em whip out that finger gun on you now

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u/PercMastaFTW 1d ago

hands up, don't shoot!!

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u/I_aim_to_sneeze 1d ago

Dang, getting downvoted for what Holly literally said off screen during the scene

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u/cleetus76 1d ago

Would have been even faster if he put both his arms pointing back behind him at about a 45 degree angle

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u/ploppity 1d ago

I could easily run that fast

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u/Naive-Significance48 1d ago

😂 lmao get em bro

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Idk mate I’m 6’5 and mildly athletic and the kid might have me beat 🤷

Especially you don’t know what he’s got in his backpack. It might be a “Rock Lee” situation and the kids faster than you think when he’s not weighed down

I’m kidding mostly but the kids got wheels. He probably kills the Base Race in little league

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u/ploppity 1d ago

'mildly athletic' sure thing chubs. Im out running you and the kid easily.

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u/Greatsnes 1d ago

Talk yo shit, king

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u/ColdBeefBrian 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/ploppity 1d ago

sure, ill let the fat guy run, ill moonwalk and still win

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u/ColdBeefBrian 23h ago

Yeah but a video would be nice.

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u/WestleyThe 1d ago

Lol I can’t tell if you are joking or not

Either way it’s actually hilarious haha

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u/lepsek9 1d ago

I'm sure you are a fast kid too, but this aint a big flex outside of elementary school.

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u/heaper3 1d ago

kid might be sandbagging with ankle weights.