r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Favorite People Wholesome sister

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u/deamonmist 1d ago

As an HR professional, I can confirm that we occasionally cave to constant, repeated requests.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/jasminejulias 1d ago

probably saw her sister tired from work and underpaid. Such a simple gesture but a huge impact for her sister 💖

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u/kitsumodels 1d ago

Brb trying it out.

edit: so uh are you guys hiring?

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u/Hemorrhageorroid 1d ago

Turns out what you did repeatedly is considered sexual harassment.

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u/kitsumodels 20h ago

idk what I did wrong. I just sent repeated requests for her cave.

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u/OkUnderstanding6106 1d ago

You've just opened a Pandora's box for HRs..

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u/deamonmist 1d ago

Making the changes from the inside!

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u/michellebriann 1d ago

i'll make my family spam the crap out of hr to give me a raise. Aint no way im surviving on this economy

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u/lauramixx 1d ago

now everyone is gonna spam hr to give them a raise :>

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u/NotTheBigBang 1d ago

This can go both ways. Enough people complain about you can get you fired or demoted

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u/LeanDixLigma 1d ago

The squeaky wheel may get the grease once, but after that it gets replaced.

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u/NotTheBigBang 1d ago

And what's making the wheels go bad goes first 👍🏼

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u/KerissaKenro 1d ago

It is cute if it comes from an eleven year old sibling, but I don’t think it would hit the same coming from a forty-something year old spouse.

If I thought it would work, I would be doing this every day. My husband just increased efficiency of a process by ten times. Where is his bonus? Where is his raise? He deserves something, ya’ skinflints

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u/OliverEntrails 22h ago

I did plant engineering for years and helped many of my customers improve their productivity and reduce costs. I got the orders for the instruments needed to make it happen, but the engineers I helped got incentives. In one instance, each of the 6 engineers in the department got $6000 for an automation project. In another instance, a worker on the line at a Ford foundry showed the management a way to save a ton of money on scrap they were throwing away. They gave him a Ford Mustang as a reward.

Hopefully your husband gets some recognition, and if not some bonus, then perhaps a promotion to a higher paying job.

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u/pursuitofhappy 1d ago

you just invited all of us to bombard you with constant repeat requests for a job

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u/deamonmist 1d ago

Do it! Maybe I'll get good candidates. Sales people to the front of the line.

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u/Subotail 1d ago

At some point, your need for a raise isn't their problem. But this being disturbing every day is their problem.

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u/ParkerGuitarGuy 1d ago

Where is Dr. Evil hiding?!

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u/PaltryCharacter 1d ago

My mom use to say the squeaky wheel gets the oil.  But then I heard somewhere else that the nail that sticks up gets hammered.  So there's probably some healthy medium there 

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u/hsifuevwivd 1d ago

Yeah we all know you don't promote people based on the work they do..

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u/Asangkt358 1d ago

You understand that HR isn't typically in charge of promotions, right? That's your manager that's making that decision.

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u/Impossible-Wear-7352 1d ago

And after he's gotten approval from his manager

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u/hsifuevwivd 1d ago

You understand that the manager is not solely responsible for promotions, right? Companies have policies in place set by HR and managers have budgets. That's why it's easier to find a new job that pays more instead of relying on where you currently work.

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u/Asangkt358 1d ago

I've spent 40 years working in large and small corporations. Not once have I ever seen a company where HR makes promotion decisions or an HR policy that would provide for HR to make such a decision.

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u/hsifuevwivd 1d ago

I've worked in many companies where promotion requests are sent to HR for approval. Also, HR generally implements salary ranges. Also, HR has certain policies in place e.g. when promotions can happen, the percentage a salary can be increased by, etc. Managers work closely with HR to come up with salary and job specs. Managers are not solely responsible for your promotion or pay rise.

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u/WhatDoesOneKnow 1d ago edited 22h ago

^this

I work in the tech industry. I am a manager of my team / department for my product(s). I can't do shit when it comes to promotions. I am not actually paying those people. My stakeholders (product owners) do - and they do it only by proxy, too.

I can talk to my stakeholder and tell them I want to plan in more budget because I want to give a raise. They might agree.

The people who actually pay (the C-Suite), sure as fuck won't have to agree. HR, and parts of the C-Suite have HR functions for this very reason, has ALL the salary data. They have to approve it, considering things like "is it fair towards others in same positions?" or "do we (the company) really want to spend that money? Do we think it's worth it?" etc.

HR will also conduct surveys with other colleagues to get a better picture of the situation, talk to all neccessary stakeholders in this regard etc.

Maybe /u/Asangkt358, depsite having 40 years of work experience, never actually made it to any "significant" position to learn how the company actually operates in the background.

Only because a manager wants to give you a raise, doesn't mean that they are giving you the raise. It's NOT their money.

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u/steve_adr 1d ago

Why do you think HR's get $100+ gifts on birthdays and secret Santa..

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u/hsifuevwivd 1d ago

because they save the company money by only promoting people based on how much they annoy HR it seems

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u/PaltryCharacter 1d ago

Happy cake day friend.  I give you a raise of one upvote for all your hard work commenting on this thread.

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u/hsifuevwivd 1d ago

Thank you friend <3

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u/Schattentochter 1d ago

As an HR assistant, I can confirm that this is an absolute understatement.

The pesterers unfortunately rule the world.

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u/V4R1CK_M4R4UD3R 1d ago

Chocolate Fondue Fridays here we come!

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u/YourALooserTo 1d ago

This is obviously a lie. HR professionals only have 2 joys in their lives. Making employees miserable and the headpat they get from admin for doing so.