r/MadeMeSmile • u/SMUDGEONTHEWALL • Nov 04 '20

Wholesome Moments Dad play goldeneye after a long time

19.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

440 comments sorted by

View all comments

2.5k

u/ukeems Nov 04 '20

The joy of whooping yo’ kids ass in video games is unmatched! 😂😂🥰🥰

59

u/American--American Nov 04 '20

Literally just picked up an SNES so I can beat my kids ass at Mario Kart.

Fuck that new shit, where the loser gets all kinds of buffs and the leader gets handicapped. That's for sissy kids who are afraid to lose.

I stomped him for about an hour straight, then I let him hit me with a shell. Still stomped his ass, but he was happy with that shell.

I'll take it easy with him on most things, but when we're playing old school video games, the shit I grew up with (and got smashed at by my brothers), it's no holds barred. Try me at F-Zero, or SF2. No way, kiddo, you're in for a beating.

9

u/TheTacoWombat Nov 05 '20

Super Dodge Ball is my go-to for ass whooping. I still have the muscle memory for most of the super moves.

6

u/American--American Nov 05 '20

My kid watched me run through the first chunk of Super Mario World like I had been playing it daily for years. Still remember most of the secrets too.

It's crazy how much of that is still in there.. yet I forget other things constantly.

8

u/TheTacoWombat Nov 05 '20

I can recall the exact timing to get a sub-frame special move in Super Dodge Ball with certain characters I used to do all the time as a 12 year old, but I lose my wallet inside my own home daily.

1

u/espoletanogo Nov 05 '20

I bought a switch just to play it again and forever