r/MonsterHunter • u/JTexpo • 17d ago

Meme My custom Great Sword controller just came in!

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u/Blazen_Fury 17d ago

This joke is about 2 generations late 

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u/JTexpo 17d ago

so are my charge swings 😭 

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u/ArbitraryHero 17d ago

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u/aureyh 16d ago

RIP Bernard Cribbins. You were amazing.

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u/Nerv_Agent_666 ​ 17d ago

Some say he's still charging even to this day.

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u/Rajang82 Use all weapons, but love Great Sword the most. 17d ago

If they release that charge attack, it can split the whole continent in half.

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u/Charrmeleon 17d ago

At this point theyve overcharged and are only holding on because they don't want to witness the disappointment.

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u/Uselesserinformation 17d ago

That one upgrade you were so stoked on, only to limp dick it's ass off!

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u/Rajang82 Use all weapons, but love Great Sword the most. 16d ago

But hey! At least LV2 Charge are worth something!

In Generations at least.

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u/an_edgy_lemon 17d ago

Nah, they’ll miss

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u/Rajang82 Use all weapons, but love Great Sword the most. 16d ago

This hurts to read.

Like, in a spiritual level.

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u/Kirides 16d ago

Last they released it, they beat Valmar and cut across the world in half, next time they will split it.

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u/Laser_toucan ​ 17d ago

Spoken like a true Greatsworder, i salute you

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u/SaintWerdna 17d ago

Perfect response

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u/Stay_at_Home_Chad 17d ago

I just tried to explain this joke to my wife because I laughed so hard. failed. Good times. Great fucking comeback

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u/SirProper 16d ago

Oh it just missed like that guy's TCS. I'm just a Lance Brother so I don't get it either, but his TCS and your explanation went right by me. They were soo close. You'll get em next time champs.

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u/Scary_Selection3222 17d ago

I haven’t laughed this long in a while, thanks mate I needed that

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u/Silly_Stable_ 17d ago

Best joke possible. Shut the sub down.

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u/Ragingdark 17d ago

That's why they gave us L2 as a second button!

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u/mad_savant Gunlance Matador 17d ago

Dragonball levels of charging right here

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u/Deletious 17d ago

This made up for the weak post

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u/Lebrewski__ 17d ago

They see me chargin'
They laughin'
They lol'ing and tryna catch me missin'
Tryna catch me missin'
Tryna catch me missin'
Tryna catch me missin'
Tryna catch me missin'

My charge's so strong
I'm swingin'
They hope that they gon' watch me missin'
They gon' watch me missin'
They gon' watch me missin'
They gon' watch me missin'
They watchin' me missin'

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u/CreativeKeane 17d ago

Lol same fam! I need to get better with the GS

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u/weaponx111 16d ago

This is the best thing I've ever read on Reddit. You win the internet

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u/saerdtuner BONEBLADEMASTERRACE 16d ago

the true and absolute greatsword experience fr

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u/Squirll 16d ago

I feel like ive hit peak reddit and ill be chasing this high for a while but never quite rising to the accession.

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u/ANiceGobletofTea ​ 17d ago

That's feels right there.

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u/Tonydragon784 S L A M D U N K 16d ago

Realest shit I ever read

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u/Triscuitador 16d ago

holy shit

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u/Superb_Trouble5600 ​ We Always Bring Death ​ 16d ago

don't worry! you hit the real target anyway! which was the ground...

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u/Affectionate_Ad_4360 16d ago

Laughs in Focus +3

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u/Megados- 14d ago

This made me choke on my spit so hard 😂 Thank you for the good laugh.

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u/BOSS_OF_RUANDA 17d ago

Generations?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/052/847/cover6.jpg

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u/GildedHalfblood ​ 17d ago

Why? Is it some kind of ultimate word?

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u/hotchocletylesbian 17d ago

Real ones still call it Double Cross

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u/GildedHalfblood ​ 17d ago

True, but how am I supposed to integrate that in with the joke?

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u/hotchocletylesbian 17d ago

Easy. Once they trust you to continue the joke, you Double Cross them

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u/GildedHalfblood ​ 17d ago

Oh ffs, that was good lol

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u/AlterBridgeFan 17d ago

You fell for it, Double Cross Split Attack!

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u/impalingstar 17d ago

Kudos I am still laughing 🤣

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u/The21stPotato 16d ago

Also on the PS2 it was thumbstick up to use the GS

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u/Almostlongenough2 ​ 16d ago

Yeah, gotta throw L2 in there now.