r/MonsterHunter 5d ago

MH Wilds Some guy was pissed about shielded weapons

I joined this quest to hunt a tempered Arkveld because it had a unholy amount of rewards and this guy was who I joined was running the hunting horn. Anyhow this guy began to get angry because he was trying to max out DPS or something. To be honest I don't know but anyhow, he wasn't happy that I was using Gunlance and told me to get off it for two reasons, weapons with guards are inherently no skill by design, and guarding takes away from DPS. Anyhow he proceeded to text something to the other guy who joined which was a SnS telling him to get off SnS or don't block. He spent most of the hunt texting lmao

This isn't anything extreme but it was amusing to me and I wanted to share

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u/TheLimonTree92 5d ago

The Council of Doots hereby revokes this man's dooting license and is banished.

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u/Coffee_Stash 5d ago

Seconded

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u/Eldar_Seer 5d ago

Thirded

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u/khorne3 5d ago

fourthed

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u/MullyJP 5d ago

One two three four Fif

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u/Silent-x99 5d ago

Sixth

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u/Specialist_Secret907 5d ago

SEVEN

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u/TheNinjaMyth16 SAED + DRAGON PIERCER 5d ago

Eighted

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u/Routine_Toe_8414 5d ago

9th degree ban on dooting.

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u/the_lad_was_taken 4d ago

10th vote to ban that asshole from dooting

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u/hemaDOxylin 4d ago

I see all 10 hunting horn users are in consensus

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u/Rayze_Darr 5d ago edited 5d ago

Neinth

Clarification edit: The intent here is a cross-language pun, throwing an extra "no" at the false düter in the OP. It is in no way a disagreement with the 8 düters prior,.nor a signal for real-world organizations or regimes.

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u/justawarlock 5d ago

10th, no dooter should have such ill will in their notes and malice in their melodies

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u/IYKYK808 5d ago

11 doots of melodic concurrence from me.

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u/DUSTKNIGHT39 5d ago

11th dooters are to stay the respected positive pillars. hate and doot shall not moot

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina 5d ago

A full octave!

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u/TobyDaHuman 5d ago

underrated comment

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u/GodofsomeWorld 5d ago

thats an octave, the votes have been completed. no further necessary

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u/AdElectrical3997 5d ago

I plead the fifth I plead the fifth one two three four fiiiiittthhhhh

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u/touchingthebutt 5d ago

There aren't 3 other HH mains get out of here. 

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u/FullyBkdWaffles 5d ago

All 19 of us has spoken, the 20th who was a fledgling member is here by banished

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u/TheGrimmeReaper 5d ago

He was the 21st. I am the 20th and also agree that this was a false dooter.

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u/Midnite3000 5d ago

I take his place as 21st.

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u/Lycos_hayes 5d ago

As an occasional hobbyist dooter, I also decree him unworthy of the doots.

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u/Lord_Akriloth 5d ago

As one learning the doot I shall not complain of this

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u/decoy139 4d ago

Ive played the horn and iam deeply offended by this weakling.

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u/Error1258 4d ago

Well then I take the place of 22nd

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u/wowpepap 5d ago

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!!!

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u/touchingthebutt 4d ago

Weirdly enough whenever I do send an SOS as a HH player I some how get the other 3 HH players night. I would say 40% of my SOS do have another HH player. 

I had a 4 man HH hunt against a Kushala in Iceborne. Most fun I have ever had. 

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u/DreamlandInRope 5d ago

Quadratooted

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u/FruitSeller92 5d ago

Quintooted!