r/MurderedByWords 13d ago

Murder Oh, merci beaucoup, America 🇺🇸

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u/rjd2point0 13d ago

This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

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u/ColbysToyHairbrush 13d ago

And it was made by AI

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

People with advanced punctuation and grammar skills - those educated in another country, perhaps - do still use advanced punctuation and grammar skills just to keep the skillset current.

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u/Lailoken42 13d ago edited 13d ago

I am a college professor. I ran my textbook written in 2018 through an ai detector and it came up 100%. Seems unlikely to be accurate.

Also, I ran that same text you scanned through 3 other detectors that I use and they came up 0%.

In other words, your evidence is far from conclusive.

edit: although to be fair, gptzero did not make the same mistake with my textbook. Maybe I need to add it to my set of scanners

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u/Lailoken42 13d ago edited 13d ago

I was told to "put up or shut up" in a now deleted reply, so here. I originally scanned both halves but don't feel like doing ocr on the second half again. Hopefully this is convincing enough that I am not full of shit.
edit: I should add that my point isn't that I know for sure it wasn't ai generated (in fact I have since been convinced it probably was), it's that ai scanners cannot be relied upon

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

Dismissing text as ai because it has dashes is not going to work as well as you imagine. Some of us went to a real school. Just because you apparently did not is no reason to assume that sophisticated punctuation must be the work of ai.

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u/ColbysToyHairbrush 13d ago

Some of us use AI for work every day. The writing style is an incredibly obvious giveaway. You’re ignorant.

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

The punctuation your ai uses isn't limited to bots. Real people can write like that as well.

Ignorant people can learn. Arrogant people refuse to believe they'd ever need to.

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u/ColbysToyHairbrush 13d ago

Are you even real? You are so naive.

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

Naïve can learn. Bullies are too cowardly to do the introspection necessary to address their need to abuse people.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

Never, in all my school years (nor an in-depth study of Oxford english) have I ever seen an em dash used to separate a clause from the surrounding sentence. Maybe it's got something to do with Australians adhering to the monarch's English and not the 'standardised' US butchering of the language.

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u/DegeneratesInc 13d ago

Em and en dashes are proper English if you know how to use them which it would seem you do not.

Don't give up your day job of teaching American to English Ai bots.

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u/Lailoken42 13d ago

Professional writers/journalists use them. And making an em dash is not as complicated as you seem to indicate. Word, for example, makes one if you just type two dashes. Most people don't write with dashes at all unless they are hyphenating words (which is not what em dashes are for obviously)

Anyways alt codes are fun :Þ

This may or may not be ai written. At the end of the day I don't care. If it is, they clearly prompted the hell out of it and cleaned it up afterwards so it would be no less legitimate in my eyes.

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u/Lailoken42 13d ago

As a college faculty who has to try to detect ai written shit all the fucking time time. This does not look ai generated to me. None of my scanners seem to think so either.

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u/plangentpineapple 13d ago

It sounds *exactly* like what ChatGPT sounds like when you try to get it to be snarky. It has *exactly* its voice. Or maybe it was made by DeepSeek, which sounds just like ChatGPT. (Claude and Gemini, for example, sound different.). I just asked it to generate some text on the theme:

Oh Karoline, bless your historically revisionist heart.

Yes, the USA did play a role in helping liberate Europe — after arriving fashionably late twice and charging interest the second time. But if you’re going to dish out gratitude mandates, maybe take a minute to read past the bolded headlines in your high school history book.

Let’s talk World War I — you know, the one that kicked off in Belgium when Germany invaded us despite our neutrality. We were the speed bump that slowed down their little European tour. The French and Brits bled alongside us for years before the US decided to clock in. We appreciate the help, truly. But you don’t get to claim sole credit for the ending when you showed up in the final act of a five-year tragedy.

Then there’s World War II. Again, Germany rolls through Belgium — déjà vu — and again, Europe fights like hell while the US watches from across the ocean until Pearl Harbor gives you a reason to care. Yes, you helped tip the scales. But so did the British, the French Resistance, the Soviets (a little awkward, that one), and the sheer stubbornness of every occupied country that kept fighting even when it looked hopeless.

So when you say “The French should be grateful,” maybe take a beat. Gratitude doesn’t mean rewriting the past to make the USA the lone hero in a Marvel movie. Europe was already burning by the time you arrived — and some of us had been dousing flames with our bare hands.

Warm regards from Belgium — where we speak French, Dutch, and German, know a thing or two about being invaded, and somehow manage to stay humble about history. You should try it sometime.

Interestingly, ChatGPT has apparently just changed its em-dash styling (maybe depending on the context of what you were asking it to generate!) although not the quantity of em-dashes.

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u/Lailoken42 13d ago

lol that is pretty convincing. To be fair I don't think my students are trying to pass off a lot of ai generated snarky essays. I tried running it through, I think, 8 different ai scanners. The only ones that picked up any ai were GPTZero and Grammarly of all things. Although Grammarly was a bit more of a maybe.

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u/plangentpineapple 13d ago

I don't think there's any evidence those scanners work. But human beings with a strong ear for voice who've spent a lot of time talking to ChatGPT can hear the ChatGPT voice (and it drives some of us a little batty that other people can't hear it). The sheer number of em-dashes is also a tell, as its em-dash formatting used to be, but I guess enough people were talking about the em-dashes that OpenAI updated it to be context sensitive in em-dash formatting.

Anyway, IMO, if you want to not get AI written work, require your students to use a composition method that generates a version history (like Google Docs if they work on a computer, or handwritten drafts if they don't) and turn in that history, too. Maybe Word has version history too? It definitely has autosave.

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u/Lailoken42 13d ago

Thanks, good tip!

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u/Cozimo64 12d ago

I don't even disagree with what was written, but the telltale sign osthe overuse of the "—" to break up sentences. That and the style of roasting it does; it reads like things I asked it to write before when roasting other Euro countries for fun.

AI scanners literally do not work, it's snake oil.

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u/ColbysToyHairbrush 12d ago

Yeah, those things are garbage. Ask free chat GPT to write a sassy essay about fried chicken and then come back and tell me it doesn’t sound like AI.

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u/Lailoken42 12d ago

Ya I've been convinced

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u/rjd2point0 13d ago

I bet you're fun at parties.