r/MurderedByWords • u/OkaTeluguAbbayi • 1d ago

Washington DC’s name change

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u/Barleficus2000 1d ago

I'm genuinely surprised she's capable of talking and blinking at the same time. She couldn't count her arse cheeks and come up with the same number twice. She needs a map and compass to find her way out of bed in the morning. She's often outsmarted by small dogs. I got loads of these, I can keep going.

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u/RaedwaldRex 1d ago

Do here friends call her 5 watt as she's a bit dim?

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u/Cathal_Author 1d ago

Look it's not her fault she couldn't locate her heart with a copy of Grey's Anatomy and a CT scan

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u/Catatonic27 1d ago

Not the brightest pencil in the toolbox is she

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u/kleinePfoten 1d ago

You overestimate her ability to read maps bro