I'm genuinely surprised she's capable of talking and blinking at the same time. She couldn't count her arse cheeks and come up with the same number twice. She needs a map and compass to find her way out of bed in the morning. She's often outsmarted by small dogs. I got loads of these, I can keep going.
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u/Barleficus2000 1d ago
I'm genuinely surprised she's capable of talking and blinking at the same time. She couldn't count her arse cheeks and come up with the same number twice. She needs a map and compass to find her way out of bed in the morning. She's often outsmarted by small dogs. I got loads of these, I can keep going.