r/MurderedByWords Aug 05 '19

Murder Murdered by numbers?

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u/iNovarc Aug 05 '19

Actually I think you might be right. Served with a side of cookies is the #1 sign of a mass murderer plotting his evil plans.

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u/sssnakepit127 Aug 05 '19

100% of the shooters had eyes.

Eyeballs should be illegal

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u/Cummy_Boner Aug 05 '19

100% of the shooters had tiny fucked up purple dicks.

Tiny fucked up purple dicks should be illegal.

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u/123allthekidsbullyme Aug 05 '19

They already are