r/MurderedByWords Sep 11 '19

Murder This is absolutely true, isn't it?

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Who plays monopoly with the official rules anyway

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u/Snukkems Sep 11 '19

I played it once by the book, did you know monopoly by the rules only lasts about an hour even with full players?

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Really? Our games take atleast 2 hours

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u/Snukkems Sep 11 '19

Yep, they've even got express rules that cut the game time even shorter, my wife plays that with her friends.

Personally I can't stand monopoly and will only play it if landing on free parking gets me a shot or a hit off a bowl.

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u/LaBandaRoja Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

Personally I can't stand monopoly.

Ironically, that was the point of the game when it was created

Ps, with regards to the rules, the two main things are that:

  1. Money does not go to whomever lands on Free Parking. The dynamics should be that players lose money round after round until only one survives (often taking over a lot of the others’ properties and amassing great wealth). Redistributing money that was removed from the game defeats this purpose.

  2. When a player lands on a property but refuses to purchase it, it’s auctioned to the highest bidder. This speeds up the game drastically.

Edit: Pro-tip: don’t play monopoly in the first place. It’s a terrible game. Go to r/boardgames or Board Game Geek’s Top 100 for recommendations

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u/boooooooooo_cowboys Sep 11 '19

The last time I played it that way it still took 3 hours. The auctioning off properties thing almost never comes up because everyone usually buys every property they land on anyway.

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u/LaBandaRoja Sep 11 '19

Then you might be starting with too much money. You shouldn’t be able to buy everything that you land on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I've played by every rule in the book and without adding any others and at one point none of us had the whole country so we were getting more money every round from going through the start than we were losing on payments

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u/LaBandaRoja Sep 11 '19

Why weren’t you building houses? You should be trading to complete a set and build.

Even without this, though, are you guys never landing on the penalty locations? I still think that you must’ve confused a rule or two, most likely the starting cash. You shouldn’t have so much money that you can buy everything up, and Go doesn’t give you enough money to survive landing on even houseless properties too many times

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u/Knotais_Dice Sep 11 '19

Same thing happened last time I played, totally by the book. After a few trips around the board we decided it wasn't going anywhere and gave the player with the most properties the win. They probably would have won eventually but it would have taken hours.

There's just not that many penalty locations and, unless you get lucky where you and someone else have the exact properties the other needs, no one is willing to trade when they know it benefits you more than them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

We were literally following every rule. From starting money to not getting extra money on parking. Of course sometimes we would land on penalty location, but it doesn't occur often enough to really penalise us. Plus no one was wiling to trade cause it would only strengthen their opponents. So it was a stale mate pretty much

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u/EunuchsProgramer Sep 11 '19

Trading is the problem when I play. It's very, very obvious who gets an edge in a trade. When I play with my friends, who generally love board games, basically no one is willing to trade, and give the edge to the other player. Eventually, someone get frustrated, makes a bad trade, and throws the game just to end it.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

This is how it always goes for me, too.

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u/OtherPlayers Sep 11 '19

This is usually a sign that you’re playing with too many people; the sweet spot I’ve found is 4; less than that and you can end up with kingmaker scenarios and more than that and you run into this exactly.

Generally those type of games go until someone finally manages to wing some weird 7-way trade where everyone gets what they want, then (presuming it didn’t take two hours to finally pull that off) the game ends in about 15 minutes as suddenly everyone has hotels everywhere.

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u/MudSama Sep 11 '19

Haha, I love it when you have that one guy that will never trade anything, ever. Then they set the tone and everyone is afraid to trade anything, even if it's ridiculously in their favor. Then it's either a stalemate or my girlfriend gets pissed at me because I gave one of our friends good property for peanuts to keep the game moving.

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u/ZatherDaFox Sep 11 '19

Depends on rolls and how many people you're playing with. All the properties on the board cost 5,290, which is easily affordable by 5 or 6 players. Plus auctions can make some properties much cheaper.

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u/CrudelyAnimated Sep 11 '19

Look at this guy, with 5 friends.

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u/Icehau5 Sep 11 '19

Usually by 40 minutes in me or someone else has managed to.manufacture a housing shortage and are in the process of choking out the rest of the players funds

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u/Morbius2271 Sep 11 '19

The ultimate start almost nobody thinks of. You build four houses on every property you can, but never upgrade to hotels. You HAVE to have four houses to buy a hotel, so once you’ve bought up all the houses., nobody else can build anything significant and you inevitability win

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Who would have thought that you win Monopoly by having a monopoly?

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u/EunuchsProgramer Sep 11 '19

Or with my group of friends, no one is willing to trade. It's really hard to made an even trade, as it's super obvious what properties are better. We just get more and more board until someone makes a bad trade just to move it along. People then yell at them for throwing the game. Then the remaining players negotiate if they should craft their own bad trade to king-make someone else. Winning seems mostly the ability to withstand boredom, unless there is an unsophisticated player to take advantage of.

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u/FMKtoday Sep 11 '19

of. You build four houses on every property you can, but never upgrade to hotels. You HAVE to have four houses to buy a hotel, so once you’ve bought up all the houses., nobody else can build anything significant and you inevitability win

your friends would be easy to beat. i always give someone the "obviously best properties" then clean house

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u/minchielangelo Sep 11 '19

Monopoly was in fact invented as a critique of capitalism

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '19

The original Monopoly

The Parker Bros version removed the back half, where everyone shares wealth and essentially plays together.

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u/CCtenor Sep 11 '19

Yeah, lol, all the people saying “I can’t stand monopoly” unironically are missing the point entirely of the game. To be completely honest, I didn’t know about the origins of the game at all. When I found out who made it, and why, and what it became, and why, everything made sense.

The game is designed to be random, unfair, and infuriating, short of actually randomly distributing different amounts of starting wealth to each of the players (which ended up being an interesting experiment I heard about in “The Other Side of Wall Street”)

Personally, I don’t like games like this as stuff I play on my own, but I do love the experience of it with friends, which is where I think the game backfires.

It’s like playing Trouble. Almost exactly the same principles - a random roll controls your fate - except you do get a tiny bit more strategy and decision making when it comes to specifically which piece you decide to move.

And people love random party games. You get to do something fun with people without investing too much time into thinking, something you have to do day in and day out during your job, when running errands, meeting deadlines, completing responsibilities, etc.

But, where trouble was likely designed on the assumption of making a fun party game, Monopoly was designed to be frustrating and unfun to play by someone who hated capitalism and what it led to in the markets.

If people want to know what happens with completely free market capitalism, all thy need to do is play monopoly, by the book, with 2 extra rules:

1) at the beginning of the game, every player is awarded a totally random amount of money.

2) you win, or lose, however much money you make in the game. Start with $500 and end with $1000, you’re know $500 richer. Start with $750 and end with $0? You just lost $750.

Boom, you have a great case study for how almost completely free market capitalism works, and you get a mini psychological study into how humans behave in the same environment.

Spoiler Alert

In the documentary I mentioned above, The Other Side of Wall Street, they essentially did my version of monopoly without rule 2. During each run of the game, the players that started with more were usually more aggressive and mean to the other players, even though they started the game with more money by random chance. They also played the game more aggressively and ruthlessly.

Obviously, it was still just a game, so nobody won or lost any actual money, but it was interesting to see how even the appearance of fake power changes the players’ personalities.

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u/dbcaliman Sep 11 '19

And the people who started out with more money said that they won because of their skill and merit.

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u/CCtenor Sep 11 '19

Yup, I totally forgot this too! Awesome to see someone else who saw the documentary.

It was really interesting to hear the story of the children who interacted with the Butler, and how they treated him like everybody else until they “grew up” in their preteens.

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u/dbcaliman Sep 11 '19

It really is fucked up how we can go from these little emotional love monkeys, to big judgmental pricks after being exposed to society for a relatively small amount of time.

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u/NotThisFucker Sep 11 '19

Third rule that I refuse to play without is to limit the number of houses. Refusing to upgrade to a hotel to keep your opponents poor is a core strategy at this point

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u/InspiringCalmness Sep 11 '19

these get quoted quite often, but theres a caveat:
the official rules got changed quite a lot over the time, so all arguments are kind of true.
also, both the rules you stated were not in the original ruleset.
most importantly regarding your 2. rule, at one point the rule was without auctioning, but you couldn't start building houses unless every thingle property was sold, which made games exceptionally long.

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u/HexenHase Sep 11 '19

I remember going around to a friend's house when I was a kid and they played that weird free parking rule where you get the money in the centre, for the first time in my life!

That was my first Monopoly-fight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Everybody always mentions these rules but forgets the biggest game changer rule: houses can run out, at which point nobody can buy more houses. You also need to be able to buy 4 houses (there must be 4 available at the bank) before you buy a hotel, you can't just straight buy a hotel by cashing 4xhouse+1hotel cost. Therefore the easiest way to win is just buy 4 houses on all your properties and never upgrade. Cut the supply of houses for everyone else while your properties have most of them = usually quick win.

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u/pm_steam_keys_plz Sep 11 '19

The worst/best part of auctioning is that you can bid on your own auction, meaning you can buy properties much cheaper if no one has the money to outbid a bid cheaper than the original price.

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u/cammcken Sep 11 '19

A small addition to 2 : bidding can start at any price, so whoever originally landed on it can still try to buy it for a lower price.

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u/mmprobablymakingitup Sep 11 '19

The other important rule is that there are a limited number of houses.

The ideal strategy is to max out your houses but never upgrade to hotels. The rules specifically state that players can only buy houses as long as there are still some left in the box, whoever did the first person to buy houses can usually lock-up the game early.

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u/Tathas Sep 11 '19

Don't forget

  1. There are a limited number of houses in the box. You can stack 4 houses on all your properties and exhaust the supply of houses, preventing your opponents from developing their property. You cannot go to hotels directly, you must have been able to place 4 houses first.

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u/Xayzu Sep 11 '19

I know it's not the correct way to play, but every time I've played Monopoly, if we landed on an unoccupied space on the board, we either bought it or just passed the turn. No auctioning. This was only with 2 people playing though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

YES! Or, landing on Go = $400.00.

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u/Niv3s Sep 11 '19

Well said my good man, agree with everything you said.

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u/telephas1c Sep 11 '19

You agree that his wife plays express monopoly rules with her friends?

Who are you??

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

His wife

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

I love monopoly but you need time to play it. I don’t like the express games personally. And yes it is better with alcohol but we have a strict no alcohol rule on game night so yeah...

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u/Snukkems Sep 11 '19

I get bored right around the time I can purchase a house. I love boardgames but Monopoly has far too much counting, I can barely keep my actual bank account in the green, much less a fake one.

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Haha yeah then monopoly isn’t for you. Have you ever played colonist of catan? That’s a literal translation from dutch so i’m not sure if it’s the right name.

Edit: https://www.catan.com/ This is a great game

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/beingsubmitted Sep 11 '19 edited Sep 11 '19

In American English it's "Settlers of Catan". In British English it's "Saviors of Catan". In Australian English it's "Criminal Exiles of Catan".

Sweet colonialism zing, bro. Aww, thanks fam.

Edit: Mayfair Games, distributor for the "Catan" game have understandably forgotten to market their product for Canadian audiences, an oversight that Canada has issued numerous strongly worded apologies for.

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u/classicalySarcastic Sep 11 '19

"Manifest Destiny of Catan"

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Yeah I just found out they changed the dutch name aswell. Mine still says colonists tho.

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u/centrafrugal Sep 11 '19

GESETTLEERD doesn't quite have the same ring

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u/ReadySaltedChrisp Sep 11 '19

I thought procotologist would be the English translation of colonist

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u/as_kostek Sep 11 '19

I'd lke to add Carcassone and Ticket To Ride among good and fun entry-level board games

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

I never played Ticket to Ride but Carcassonne is really good

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u/as_kostek Sep 11 '19

There are many versions of Ticket to Ride, but if I could suggest the best one it would be the Europe version. The basic game (USA) is good, but Europe added some improvements without changing too much in the core of the game.

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u/Snukkems Sep 11 '19

I've always wanted to get it, I've constantly heard good things about it.

I keep dropping massive hints to my wife for Christmas and my birthday, but it just never materializes.

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u/Omsus Sep 11 '19

Just buy the basic game for 40 bucks. Then after y'all have played it, start hinting about the extensions.

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u/XinTelnixSmite Sep 11 '19

There's a freemium version on the play store.

Not the full game, but you can at least get a taste and see if you like it.

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u/Omsus Sep 11 '19

The English title is The Settlers of Catan. Basically means the same haha.

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '19

If you like it but want to play it more quickly, Monopoly Deal provides a lot of the nostalgia and fun in a short playtime and without the negatives. Also, if you enjoy Monopoly, you may enjoy Machi Koro, Power Grid, Acquire, or High Society. All great games. Acquire and Power Grid are on the heavier side (more complex rules and longer playtime) while Machi Koro and High Society are rather light and quick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/XxpillowprincessxX Sep 11 '19

will only play it if landing on free parking gets me a shot or a hit off a bowl.

Personally, I don't land on free parking enough to even make that worth it.

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u/magicaljonny Sep 11 '19

Personally I can't stand monopoly and will only play it if landing on free parking gets me shot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Monopoly - Weed Edition

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

there's also the super express version where you throw out monopoly and play an actually fun board game instead.

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u/Zappiticas Sep 11 '19

Well I'm stealing your free parking rule for my next game

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u/JaqueeVee Sep 11 '19

Just like real capitalism, the only way to make it barable is to intoxicatw yourself

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u/seditious3 Sep 11 '19

In my world, free parking gets you the money in the middle of the board.

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u/notsheldogg Sep 11 '19

I really like this new rule that you're implementing

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u/jewoshjoe Sep 11 '19

You should check out monopoly deal, it's got the same basic idea, become the best capitalist, but it's like 15 minutes long, definitely a game for shots and bongs

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u/brutinator Sep 11 '19

I think it depends on how you play. When i play, its extremely social. We cut deals, give immunity, any offer is acceptable if agreed upon. It makes the game more about social manuvering and bartering, with the board game just a facilitator for it. Very few games really capture that element, though I hear Chinatown does it a bit better.

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u/the_zachmamba Sep 11 '19

You just opened my mind to monopoly as a drinking game, and for that I thank you.

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u/The_Ironhand Sep 11 '19

Why aren't you hitting the bowl already lol

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u/Omsus Sep 11 '19

That's because everybody skips the official rule that almost but not quite forces properties to be bought whenever a player lands on them. Whenever you land on a property and don't buy it, it gets auctioned. Each player is allowed to bid any amount, and you go through players clockwise. The property remains unbought only if nobody bids anything initially. So typically all the unwanted spots get bought for next to nothing by someone, and getting the properties you want costs extra money instead of time, making the game rely even more on initial luck.

Also you can start buying on the very first lap instead of taking a whole "free" lap first.

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u/UNC_Samurai Sep 11 '19

They also insist on that bizarre house rule of putting all the taxes on free parking. The point of the taxes and fines are to help pull money out of circulation.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

The rules just say "auction" they don't detail how the auction is supposed to go like you did. This leads to fights whenever we invoke the auction rule, stating that the other people are doing it wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I've heard people claim the "free" lap helps level the playing field or something but it does just the opposite. Everyone starts at the same spot so everyone has the same chance of landing on good properties. If one person pulls way ahead in the "free" lap they now have an unfair advantage.

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u/huskyrenegade Sep 11 '19

I played a game that started at 11 pm and went till 2:30 am

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u/OyuncuDedeler Sep 11 '19

2 hours? I thought it lasts a week

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Well their is alot of corruption in our games makes it go faster

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u/deskpalm Sep 11 '19

That's RISK

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u/dinkle-stinkwinkle Sep 11 '19

Same here , I thought they were like a dungeon and dragons campaign ... never ending

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u/classicalySarcastic Sep 11 '19

IIRC Hasbro blames a lot of the delay on the common house rules, things like the Free Parking Jackpot, etc.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

I get delay with or without the house rules...

So YMMV

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u/BambiDeath Sep 11 '19

U guys have a monopoly?

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u/rcarr10er Sep 11 '19

A 6 hour veteran here

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u/Skyhawk6600 Sep 11 '19

Longest Monopoly game I played was about 12 hrs, not straight of course but still

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

So how are you doing? Did you fully recover?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Yeah it’s annoying but still a good tactic

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u/donttellmymomireddit Sep 11 '19

My brothers and I play once a month after playing (with each other) competitively throughout childhood. I say once a month, but we play for 2 hrs and easily go through 5-6 games every time. If say 20 minutes a game if you're playing quick and know the game. That being said, I can no longer enjoy it with friends and my wife's family because I hardly lose and they don't like that.

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u/tamethewild Sep 11 '19

The biggest one is if someone lands on a space and refuses to buy it any of the other players can bid for it as low or high as they want

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Two hours?

Amateur.

Talk to me when four boards in a figure 8 and 15 people take you 11.5 hours before you call it a draw...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Only 2 hours

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u/tennismenace3 Sep 11 '19

When people say it drags on forever, you know it's because they don't follow the rules.

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u/BaronUnterbheit Sep 11 '19

True, but the rules don’t account for the amount of intra-family conflict and arguing involved. Stuff you thought was long forgotten and in the past can get pulled out during a fight over an obviously corrupt trade of Park Place for Baltic Ave.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

I always try to argue other players out of trades and it eats up tons of time. My brother is good at convincing people a trade that's bad for them is actually good for them, when in reality it's good for him... so my main goal in games I play with him in just trying to stymie any efforts he makes at trading. Eats up hours.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

I've never seen a trade that wasn't one-sided. Someone always takes advantage of someone else. Which ends up making the game even longer.

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u/MoralityAuction Sep 11 '19

True, but the rules don’t account for the amount of intra-family conflict and arguing involved. Stuff you thought was long forgotten and in the past can get pulled out during a fight over an obviously corrupt trade of Park Place for Baltic Ave.

See also: capitalism.

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u/emlgsh Sep 11 '19

If you have access to a fully stocked cutlery drawer, even the version with free parking payout and no-buy-no-auction rarely lasts longer than 90 minutes, non-withstanding police and EMT response times in your area.

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u/heili Sep 11 '19

The biggest rule that everyone ignores which makes the game take forever is that if you land on an unclaimed property you have first right to buy it and if you refuse to someone else can immediately purchase that space.

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u/trapper2530 Sep 11 '19

Not immediately purchase. It goes to auction.

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u/Silly_Psilocybin Sep 11 '19

No they cannot immediately purchase it.

How the hell did you even get upvoted

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u/heili Sep 11 '19

Because as soon as that person refuses, it's up for auction around the table in which all the players are given the opportunity to bid and purchase that property. Right then. As in "immediately".

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u/geordiebanteryesaye Sep 11 '19

We played on the weekend and it took like 4 and half hours, though an hour of that was probably smoke breaks

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

What is this dark magic you speak of?

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u/BeardOfEarth Sep 11 '19

Main difference between the way people usually play and what the rules say is every time someone lands on a property that no one owns yet they have the option of buying it at full price, and then if they either don’t want to or can’t afford it then the property goes up for auction amongst all players.

Way faster this way, and less random chance involved.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

That’s how my family plays, and it still takes hours!

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u/Fiftey Sep 11 '19

I think people start of with too much money.

You obviously want to buy every field you place on in your first few rounds, as many as possible. But you shouldn't be able to buy everything in your first round.

Try starting with less money.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

Start with less money than the rules tell you? Then you still won't be playing by official rules.

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u/C0ldSn4p Sep 11 '19

There is also the house shortage rule. If all houses tokens are in play, nobody can buy any houses until someone destroy some or upgrade. So savy players just stay at 4 houses and win that way

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

I've never had anyone decline to buy a property if they had the money to buy it.

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u/MrMechip Sep 11 '19

What.. what are the rules... Actually asking.

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u/SmokinDrewbies Sep 11 '19

Typically the rules people don't follow are house/ hotel limits and letting other players purchase a property if the first player elects not to purchase it after landing on it.

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u/MrMechip Sep 11 '19

Oh, the bids? Haven't played in forever

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u/fremeer Sep 11 '19

Because the house rules people play with end up propping up the losers for longer. The purpose of monopoly was to show why a completely capitalist society can quickly fall because dumb luck and no safety nets allow a lucky person in the early parts of the game to win nearly straight away. They did a test where basically give the starting person extra money and see who wins. Always the guy with extra money.

It's a great example of how a small amount of benefit can quickly cascade to drastically different circumstances. The house rules are actually more socialist ideas of welfare etc

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u/trafficrush Sep 11 '19

A bit longer, but yeah. And way more fun.

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u/CManns762 Sep 11 '19

Ours last about 6-7 with 3, over the course of 2-3 days

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u/DeSwagmaster Sep 11 '19

My game once took 3 full days

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u/AutoM1A2 Sep 11 '19

What? I play the official rules and games often last around 9 hours; the version of monopoly is the collectors from years ago so the rules may have changed

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u/Silly_Psilocybin Sep 11 '19

You must be doing something wrong. Are you SURE you don't accidentally use any house rules? People are often blown away when I tell them free parking doesn't give you money.

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u/AutoM1A2 Sep 11 '19

I do use free parking gives you money but afaik that’s it

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u/Whos_Sayin Sep 11 '19

The one I know is, you can set any time frame you want and it comes with a scoring sheet to add up your total assets so you can see who's winning at the end.

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u/Dayov Sep 11 '19

Mine took the whole night with like 4 people

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

It lasts like 15 mins for my family. I buy the full set of reds or yellows or God forbid Mayfair and my brother throws a tantrum and leaves. He convinces everyone else to leave and I am left alone. I rarely lose when I play. Because I go for the colours that are likely to be landed on after jail.

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u/PriceOfAnEgg Sep 11 '19

Damn we usually play for 2-3+ hours with only 3 people.

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '19

I don't find that to be the case. It can still really drag. The actual rules incorporate auctions which can add to the playtime.

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u/GolemThe3rd Sep 11 '19

Yeah honestly its way better by the real rules, only one I break is the one that says you cant make a trade to pay rent

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u/ToniNotti Sep 11 '19

1 hour is nowhere near. Played by a book with 4 guys and the game took 2,5 hours.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Yes. Everyone has to buy property if they land on a space or it goes to auction,

Not a fan.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

Even with the express rules it still takes 3 hours, unless you do the "stop at a specific time" rule. Maybe we're just cutthroat or something?

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u/SaintTymez Sep 11 '19

God I guess I shoulda been following them bc I’ve almost never finished a whole game

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u/Stevenpoke12 Sep 11 '19

This is blatantly false, I have no idea what universe you are living in, but my friends and I play a bunch and it’s never taken less than 3 hours and we are sticklers for the rules. No one passes up properties unless they can’t afford it and we then auction it, taxes go back into the bank, not a pile, and we abuse the house rule. I’m not even sure how it is physically possible to finish a game in an hour.

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u/DrBunnyflipflop Sep 11 '19

AFAIK I play it exactly by the book. I've never finished a game.

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u/QQuixotic_ Sep 11 '19

Playing it by the book has one horrible flaw - when the houses run out they stay out and no one else can build. That means the best strategy is to buy all the houses as soon as possible and never upgrade to a hotel - ensuring no other player can ever upgrade anything.

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u/Alite12 Sep 11 '19

Lol that's patently false, you haven't got a clue

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u/TicklePickleWinkle Sep 11 '19

Man I must not be playing the game correctly because it takes us 3 days and counting to finish the round with 6 players.

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u/kuetheaj Sep 11 '19

I’ve got the GoT version of monopoly and I love how the game is set up because of the limited amount of funds you get and the price of properties, it makes for a nice and quick game no matter how many players

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u/dontbajerk Sep 11 '19

The game drags on forever if played with good strategy, correct rules or not. The "free parking" thing and "auction rules" or any other official rule that gets ignored or house ruled don't matter to this, and I don't understand why people say that - I guess they play with bad strategy.

The thing is, it's almost always best strategy to buy every property you land on (why wouldn't you? Property is a safe space and generates money), you have enough starting money to do this the whole game until all property is gone in most cases, and if you're playing with 3+ players that means frequently no one gets a Monopoly.

Then what happens? The "Pass Go" money is enough to go all the way around the board every time. No one goes bankrupt. The game lasts forever.

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u/MrJuiciJay Sep 11 '19

My family refuses to auction off properties because they said it's unfair to people who don't have enough money. Fucking whiners.

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u/CruxOfTheIssue Sep 11 '19

But how do you get through the part where everyone is screaming and putting the board back together after it gets flipped?

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u/EpickGamer50 Sep 11 '19

Bro how? It lasts hours by the book.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Monopoly has rules?

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u/cates Sep 11 '19

Yeah but if you own enough hotels you can lobby to have them changed in your favor.

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u/Higgilicious Sep 11 '19

Don't buy the hotels, it puts houses back into circulation for the other players. Hoard the houses.

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u/ALoneTennoOperative Sep 11 '19

Don't buy the hotels, it puts houses back into circulation for the other players. Hoard the houses.

Now you're thinking like a landlord.

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u/Qaeta Sep 12 '19

Also, if more than one person wants houses at the same time, and there are not enough to fill demand, they are auctioned to the highest bidder, potentially MASSIVELY inflating housing costs.

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u/squalorparlor Sep 11 '19

Who finishes a game of Monopoly?

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

They mostly end when someone sells all of their shit for a next to nothing

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u/squalorparlor Sep 11 '19

Then turns on the TV in the open concept adjacent living room as the other players take their lead and follow them one by one.

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Sep 11 '19

Seriously, I don't think I've ever played a game of Monopoly that didn't end with someone pulling a Mac and flipping the table, or storming off in anger.

Its designed to teach how capitalism is bad. Its designed to be no fun.

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u/ripcurrent Sep 11 '19

Play by strict official rules, but up property and ONLY put houses down. Never upgrade to hotels. Rules say players can only buy houses that are available and if you've used them all up, you can effectively block the rest of the players from developing.

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u/totallynormalasshole Sep 11 '19

Who plays monopoly with the official rules anyway

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u/gnugnus Sep 11 '19

Shoe 4 lyfe

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u/TaCoSlAyEr89 Sep 11 '19

What even are the rules? I legit can't name a single one right now....

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

You get double start money if you land on start.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Yeah I learned last week but apparently it’s a rule on some monopoly games.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

House rule or actually in the rulebook? My rulebook doesn't say that. If it's in certain versions, maybe that's why people are arguing so much about the rules here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Anarcho capitalism?

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u/GregorSamsaa Sep 11 '19

Not a single person. I would be very surprised if anyone even knew the rules.

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u/madmatt42 Sep 11 '19

I just read them front to back last week.

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u/mrsbebe Sep 11 '19

No dad ever, that’s for sure.

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u/JFizDaWiz Sep 11 '19

Oh no. No no no no no no. I am 100% ride or die on those official rules. Do you want a quick game? Follow the rules. Do you want to win? FOLLOW TH RULES

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Well tbh if you want to win just be an asshole

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u/allnerdsbewareme Sep 11 '19

Better question, who actually plays (or even really enjoys) Monopoly?

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

I do

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u/allnerdsbewareme Sep 11 '19

Well, maybe I'm not playing it right, haha.

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u/Enk1ndle Sep 11 '19

o/

Most of my friends do, except one. We have to play it when he's not here.

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u/jomontage Sep 11 '19

People who don't want to play for 4 hours because the economy is so inflated and there are too many hotels on the board

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u/ositola Sep 11 '19

I thought the game ends when someone flips the board in frustration

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u/blind_squash Sep 11 '19

Rules are what separate us from animals, even in monopoly

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u/thegregtastic Sep 11 '19

There are official rules?

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u/Biffingston Sep 11 '19

Nobody, you get NOTHING for landing on free parking... NOTHING*

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Sep 11 '19

Monopoly Deal is a better game. Everyone should just play that instead. It plays in 15 minutes, has all of the nostalgia of the original: property names, hotels, spaces and community chest cards translated to cards in Deal. But almost none of the bullshit from the original, like roll-to-move, snowballing, player elimination, etc. It doesn't even have auctions, so players who never played by the rules won't get confused.

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u/romseed Sep 11 '19

Who plays monopoly

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u/Sjkxism Sep 11 '19

There’s rules?

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u/bass_mayo Sep 11 '19

Everyone’s got House Rules. Like if you steal and don’t get caught it’s fair

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Steal? Like street cards?

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u/bass_mayo Sep 11 '19

Anything goes baby

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u/Swantape Sep 11 '19

Damm so everyone just sits on their cards or something.

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u/bass_mayo Sep 11 '19

That’s the classic move, hiding money under your ass. I come from a long line of Monopoly cheaters and embezzlers

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

There are rules?

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u/321WhatToDo123 Sep 11 '19

My partner and his family and holy hannah it gets ugly.

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u/kabukistar Sep 11 '19

Who plays Monopoly with the official rules anyway

Ftfy.

We are living in a board game Renaissance. And honestly, most of the "classic" games are garbage that people only play because of familiarity.

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u/angry_paul-le-epic Sep 11 '19

no FUCK YOU TERRY I WILL NOT PAY RENT!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

Gotta get that 15,00 when landing on free parking

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19

This isn’t nam Smokey, this is bowling, there are rules.

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u/Vukodlak87 Sep 11 '19

Who plays monopoly?

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