r/MurderedByWords Jan 23 '20

Murder Holy hell! Call the morgue

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u/kheb27 Jan 23 '20

Mothers know everything, and this ones son is pretty nasty

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u/DOPEDupNCheckedOut Jan 23 '20

One time when my dad was telling me to get my shit together he was like " you can't just sit up in your room pulling your pud all day" and I gotta say I was not expecting it lol

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jan 23 '20

Pulling your pud

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u/DOPEDupNCheckedOut Jan 23 '20

Absolutely hilarious tbh. He's such a reserved guy I thought I heard his voice crack when he said it and he was like 60 at the time haha

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u/SubcommanderMarcos Jan 23 '20

Absolutely amazing