r/MurderedByWords • u/Nigel_Hunter • 16h ago

Sounds about right.

55.2k Upvotes

576 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5h ago

Well, we’re screwed

10.2k Upvotes

390 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/BethJ2018 • 10h ago

Depends on your definition of “winning” (see second image for murder)

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1.5k Upvotes

106 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • 3h ago

Yep, you voted to be dumb

10.0k Upvotes

178 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/DraftMurphy • 7h ago

Solving Problems!

285 Upvotes

25 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/VdubKid_94 • 7h ago

I couldn’t help myself [OC]

2.9k Upvotes

54 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 17h ago

No one wants Hormones in meat!

2.5k Upvotes

118 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Hajicardoso • 21h ago

Fiction Versus Reality...

8.2k Upvotes

157 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/JerryJr99 • 3h ago

Does he even know what panicked is?

5.7k Upvotes

73 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 3h ago

You WILL own nothing and you WILL be happy! - MAGA

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1.4k Upvotes

180 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Acceptable-Gap-2397 • 4h ago

Paying 20% more MINIMUM!

1.0k Upvotes

12 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb • 23h ago

Well Played

7.2k Upvotes

15 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/RoyalChris • 1h ago

Tim Walz is not holding back

• Upvotes

39 comments

r/MurderedByWords • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 18h ago

Saving America jobs by using speakers Made in China, which is one of the most affected country by tariffs

1.4k Upvotes

22 comments

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