r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Feb 28 '25

Meme needing explanation Peter? What???

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and please don't give me those bs "the joke is porn" answers pretty please

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u/not_slaw_kid Feb 28 '25

Kenneth D. Pinyin was a Boeing engineer who lived in Washington state and repeatedly filmed himself performing sex acts on horses, until he ruptured his colon while taking a horse dick up his ass and died

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u/Blackout_42 Feb 28 '25

No not the Mr Hands incident no

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u/spootlers Feb 28 '25

I can't imagine a worse sentence than: "you're thinking about the other guy who got fucked to death by a horse."

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u/legojoe97 Feb 28 '25

You know what? Keep both nickels, I'm good.

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u/many_dumb_questions Feb 28 '25

This is prime internet meta humor, right here

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u/WindMountains8 Feb 28 '25

Ion get it 😔

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u/PossibleAd8955 Feb 28 '25

If I get a nickel for every time someone died while fucking a horse I would have two nickels.

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u/Capt_2point0 Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

Which isn't much but it's weird that it has happened twice

Edit: Corrected the second half of the quote.

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u/Double_Distribution8 Feb 28 '25

But which isn't but what?

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u/FullHuntard Feb 28 '25

Which isn’t a lot, but weird that it happened twice

That’s how that’s meant to read.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

It ISNT but

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u/Rand0m_Spirit_Lover Feb 28 '25

Think of how many times, throughout human history, it has happened that we don’t know about.

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u/matejcraft100yt Feb 28 '25

three times if I'm not mistaken. There was also that video "two guys one horse"

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u/idigholesnow Mar 01 '25

Watch "The Death of Dick Long" or, better yet, don't.

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u/many_dumb_questions Feb 28 '25

The comment is a reference to this clip, which has become a significant part of internet/meme culture in the last few years. And this isn't some sort of passive aggressive commentary about you for not getting the joke, but the fact that the person who made that comment was so confident in building upon it without the referencing it directly is a testament to how well known, in general, it has become.

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u/Algorak1289 Feb 28 '25

Phineas and Ferb's most lasting legacy

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u/MysticAxolotl7 Feb 28 '25

It is surreal and awesome to see my childhood show become a meme

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u/TooManyToasters1 Feb 28 '25

It’s a reference to the Doofenshmirtz quote used often on the internet. “If I had a nickel for every time [oddly specific thing that happened twice], I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

The joke here is that..why would you want the nickels at this point? The horse fucking stories are disturbing enough.

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u/wezegameryt2a Mar 01 '25

absolute cinema

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u/HopefulHovercraft474 Feb 28 '25

Are you sure you don't want your nickleback?

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u/Berzerks123 Feb 28 '25

Look at these photographs

They really make my ass prolapse

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u/SocraticIndifference Feb 28 '25

This is how you remind me?!?

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u/CaptainPhilosophy Feb 28 '25

What an amazing series of unfortunate comments.

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u/ButtholeBread50 Feb 28 '25

This is how you remind me that the world is fucked up

angry guitar

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u/BeltAbject2861 Feb 28 '25

Guess we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live on big pacific ranches

Fucking… horses…

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u/HopefulHovercraft474 Feb 28 '25

It was an interesting night

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

This could be an SCP.

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u/Unhappy_Entrance_277 Feb 28 '25

Just acting like we're animals (animals)

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u/Jumplol Mar 01 '25

We're just a bunch of fucking animals.

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u/idigholesnow Mar 01 '25

You look so much cuter with something in your mouth

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u/Guy-Inkognito Mar 01 '25

Really? So THIS is how you remind me?

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u/Not_YourStepBro Feb 28 '25

"If I had a nickel for every time I heard about a guy getting fucked to death by a horse...I'd have two nickels. Which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"

-Doofenshmirtz

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u/TheGuyThatThisIs Feb 28 '25

Goddamn I love me a good nickel joke.

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u/Anarchy_Shark Feb 28 '25

You haven't even heard about where we've kept them yet

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Feb 28 '25

Can… can I have the nickles?

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u/Hasudeva Feb 28 '25

This was a very impressive joke. Well done. 

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u/Ac3Nigthmare Mar 01 '25

When I joke needs at least three pop culture references to understand. We have hit peak comedy.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 Feb 28 '25

A worse sentence is "It happens more than you think" and "The horse thing is quite common in these parts of the world".

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u/spootlers Feb 28 '25

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

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u/WriterV Feb 28 '25

Sorry to burst y'all's bubbles but this case is indeed Mr. Hands. The one and the same. It's in the introduction to the wikipedia article.

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u/Tungstenfenix Feb 28 '25

What do you mean "these parts of the world"?????? That's a distressing sentence. Do Americans just go about diddling horses?????

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u/ReverendLoki Feb 28 '25

Not more than other nations overall, but the fact that there were two relatively close to one another has given this particular area a bit of notoriety.

I mean, were not gonna start calling either of those two "The Great" or anything.

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u/MiddleFunyun Feb 28 '25

We don't talk about Enumclaw around here

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u/Sea-Juggernaut-7397 Feb 28 '25

That town name always looks like it's spelled backwards, but Walcmune doesn't make much sense either.

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u/OMG__Ponies Feb 28 '25

the fact that there were two relatively close to one another

Pretty much because of the net and social media. Otherwise, it would have been buried along with the hundreds of stories like the guy who builds bridges, the sheep herders, and the little girl who jumps over the ditch.

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u/spootlers Feb 28 '25

Dude, of course not what the hell are you thinking? It's the horses who are doing the diddling to the Americans.

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u/jkhockey15 Feb 28 '25

In Mexico it’s a damn event with ticket sales

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 Feb 28 '25

America has some states where beastiality isn't formally illegal and there loopholes that make it a minor misdemeanor instead of a jailable  offense in a few states.

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Feb 28 '25

Imagine some alien traveler visiting Earth.

"Wait you people actually try to mate with the droopy face quadrupeds? This is a common on occurrence on your planet?"

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 Feb 28 '25

Wait till they find out about the White Girls with Dogs a handy helping of peanut butter. America has a lot of odd stuff happening behind closed doors.

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u/Urso_Major Feb 28 '25

Mr Hands was the Boeing engineer. (wikipedia link)

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u/Hot-Inspector5835 Feb 28 '25

"As zoophilia was legal in Washington state at the time...." ex-fucking-cuse me?

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u/Urso_Major Feb 28 '25

Well, technically it was legal because they didn't have any laws explicitly against it... Which no one realized until this case came up.

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u/whitesuburbanmale Feb 28 '25

I thought it was legal as long as you didn't penetrate the animal. Anything else was fair game.

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u/Valligator19 Feb 28 '25

Sir, please put down that chicken.

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u/whitesuburbanmale Feb 28 '25

No but actually I think that was it. It was legal to be fucked by a horse but not fuck one. Hence Mr hands and a couple other engineers taking that horse D on the reg

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u/nejdemiprispivat Mar 03 '25

It wasn't explicitly forbidden. But zoophilia often falls under animal cruelty laws. There were cases when animals died due to injuries.

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u/handandfoot8099 Feb 28 '25

There's always a distinction between 'legal' and 'not illegal' that needs to be pointed out.

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u/Ironcondorzoo Feb 28 '25

They found a loophole… that hole turned into a prolapsed anus

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u/Plastic_Sunday Mar 01 '25

We call that the Airbud defense.

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u/LegiosForever Feb 28 '25

Looks like there was a law, but the law also included oral and anal sex between consenting adults. They repealed the law, but never wrote another one covering just zoophilia.

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u/Geauxlsu1860 Feb 28 '25

Their sodomy law, which included bestiality, was repealed as part of the trend of repealing sodomy laws, but they failed to enact anything for the bestiality portion so it was at the time legal.

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u/DrulefromSeattle Feb 28 '25

Which, if memory serves, was thought to be covered under animal abuse laws, but wasn't.

It was also kinda, nobody really had this on their 2005 bingo card, deal.

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u/maxiquintillion Feb 28 '25

No, no, Mr hands was the horse

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u/Deathcat101 Feb 28 '25

But who was phone?

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u/Outside-Drag-3031 Feb 28 '25

No that was Mr Ed

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u/zehamberglar Feb 28 '25

Am I stupid or aren't these literally the same guy?

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u/BipedClub684000 Feb 28 '25

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard about a guy dying from fucking a horse, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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u/psychonautmisfit Feb 28 '25

Congrats! You just got this entire sub paywalled. Who wouldn't pay top dollar to read "Fucked to death by a horse." over any mainstream news outlet belching "BREAKING" "NEWS".

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u/ksj Feb 28 '25

There was more than one?

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u/thebohster Feb 28 '25

Here I thought TIl Mr Hands was a Boeing engineer. Thank god it was a different guy that got smashed by a horse.

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u/Floydthebaker Feb 28 '25

Oh the horror

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u/MarlKarx-1818 Feb 28 '25

I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, It wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion!

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u/BeltAbject2861 Feb 28 '25

Are you implying this is a different guy? Cause ask the other comments say this is mister hands

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u/12-idiotas Feb 28 '25

Is that from that indie movie where they try to hide their friend died from sex with a horse???

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u/PM_Me_ThicccThings Feb 28 '25

No that actually happened. Just search for Mr hands. You can even find the video of it.

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u/YogurtNo9043 Feb 28 '25

yeah, I don't think I want to see video of it

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u/GhastlyThough Feb 28 '25

Yeah, not with this attitude, mister.

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u/jerseybert Feb 28 '25

Too deep?

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u/GreedyScumbag Feb 28 '25

No a semi truck came outta nowhere and hit them

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u/SheDrinksScotch Feb 28 '25

It was more than semi iirc

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u/iconofsin_ Feb 28 '25

I was there 20 years ago when it popped up online. I'll never forget the sound he made.

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u/toaster-riot Feb 28 '25

Hay, we have some shared trauma. The Nick Berg execution video was around then, too. Really wish I hadn't seen that stuff as a kid.

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u/TheQuallofDuty Feb 28 '25

Ah the early days of file sharing when you think you've downloaded a Dragonball episode but its a video of a Russian soldier getting stabbed in the neck

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u/CT0292 Feb 28 '25

Jesus you just triggered a memory.

I was about 15 or maybe 16. Can't remember the exact age. I was looking for episodes of Gundam. Back in those days even the original one from the 70s was hard to get your hands on unless you had an anime shop in your town or a local video rental place that had anime. I didn't.

So there's me on Limewire downloading an episode. Waiting for it to finish.

I open it up, and bam. Girl in a green wig getting fucked by a great dane.

That was enough internet for me for the day. Deleted the file, empty recycle bin, and go play PlayStation. God the internet was the wild west back then.

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u/Notveryawake Feb 28 '25

I miss those days. It was fucking wild. You never knew what you were going to get. Never paid for a game, movie or music but you had to be so careful. Usenet, IRC, sneaky 0day ftp servers that you had to know the right people to get on. Loved being able to download cracked games the day they were released...sometimes before they were released.

You had to be so careful though half of the shit available to the public had nasty viruses, or worse movies would be traumatic inducing porn. As a Canadian, American authorities couldnt touch me but I got a phone call from my ISP once telling me the FBI had contacted them and to pass a message along to me to stop breaking copywrite law. Turns out one of those FTP sites i was using was the main dumping site for a cracking group and from what I read most of them got busted and they contacted everyone that was using the site to scare the shit of us. That worked for about ten minutes until I got a good VPN. Being a connoisseur or free stuff taught me so much about cyber security.

I still use IRC to get any movie I want to see, which is rare since I barely ever want to see any movies these days.

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u/thoth-III Feb 28 '25

I'm glad I had my big brothers to help me back then. Wow I never knew

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u/fuck-fuck- Feb 28 '25

My cousin's baby daddy was trying to find the video of Sadam Hussein's hanging, downloaded a video off limewire saying it was just that. It was not. It was a very vanilla blowjob porn video. BD, a Texan, was horrified he'd shown me porn instead of the guy dying he'd intended.

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u/G-man88 Feb 28 '25

So there's me on Limewire downloading an episode.

When I got to this sentence my heart dropped, and I audibly said "oh no". Nothing good was coming from that cesspit of an Gnutella app.

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u/TheFreemanLIVES Feb 28 '25

Fuck...that reminds me.../r/WTF used to be gore and guro lol

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u/ABitOddish Feb 28 '25

It's been awhile since I've visited so it could have died by now but r/fiftyfifty was similar but was as the name implied: each post would be a link with a title like "cute hamster or gazelle getting ripped apart by lions" or "Californian titty drop or hand after a meat grinder accident". And the community at the time actually did a pretty good job of mixing good endings and bad endings. With a sub like that you'd think every post would be a "bad ending" post but they actually kept it so each post felt like a 50/50 lol.

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u/crockrocket Feb 28 '25

I'm shocked that sub still exists

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u/fridays_elysium Feb 28 '25

ive known the sub for years

thought it was a good time to try since im about to shower and eat

miki matsubara, miku, fernando alonso... aaaaaaand that's an exploded foot. fuuuuck that, nevermind

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u/Scarbane Feb 28 '25

We also had things like /r/Spacedicks, /r/watchpeopledie, /r/thefappening, /r/fatpeoplehate, /r/coontown...Reddit used to allow some awful shit and it really desensitized us, imho.

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u/ABitOddish Feb 28 '25

For me instead of "Russian soldier neck stab", I got "3 dudes with a hammer attack a homeless guy" and "Live pig gets chainsawed". Good ol Limewire.

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u/Takemyfishplease Feb 28 '25

Yeah I’m generally against censorship and strict parenting, but Iunno. Maybe some limits on what we were allowed to watch as kids would have been good for us

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u/slprysltry Feb 28 '25

Yeah, my friend showing me a homeless man being murdered with a screwdriver (or hammer?) definitely didn't age well. Between that and a few other videos, I think way too much about when I hear how people have died.

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u/DocDingDangler Feb 28 '25

“Glass in my ass” is the one that got me, dispite “two guys one hammer” being way worse. Maybe because I was already desensitized by then.

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u/slprysltry Feb 28 '25

Was that 1 man 1 jar? And thank you, it was a hammer. Gladly it seems I have been able to forget some of it.

Pain Olympics hits different after meeting many mentally ill/substance reliant adults.

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u/Davido401 Feb 28 '25

I remember the 1 guy 1 jar guy done an interview... I read it on Bestgore dot com(defunct as far as am aware but don't wanna fully link to it) if I remember his wife and kids were in the room next door! Also he was Russian as well, if I remember correctly, so it tracks that he was some weird degenerate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

On the train tracks in the woods? Then went to his funeral and flipped off his headstone? That video of a man being killed in the woods?

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle Feb 28 '25

Im glad I had the sensibility to stay away from stuff that everyone else was horrified about. Never saw this one. Never saw Mr. Hands. Never saw 2 Girls 1 Cup. I did see plenty of messed up shit spending wayyy too much time online, but not the really extreme stuff

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u/Baked_Potato_732 Feb 28 '25

Coworker showed me two girls one cup with no warning on what I was about to see

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u/wackyracer8 Feb 28 '25

The sound of a man dying inside. Literally.

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u/ShozOvr Feb 28 '25

The video isn't the one of him dying. That's just another time they did it.

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u/Eek_the_Fireuser Feb 28 '25

Well?? Share with the class

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u/iconofsin_ Feb 28 '25

You can find it on gore sites, just search for 'mr hands video'.

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u/GnarlyBear Feb 28 '25

Apparently not if you read the link the op listed

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u/HereWeFuckingGooo Feb 28 '25

Mr Hands, Goatse, Lemon Party, Meatspin, Blue Waffle, Two Girls one Cup, One man one jar... kids today don't even know...

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u/Wild-Mushroom2404 Feb 28 '25

I know and I’ve seen all these as a child except blue waffle… now I’m kinda curious

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u/G-man88 Feb 28 '25

One man one jar

The way he dug the glass shards out of his bleeding asshole and put them into a pile with all that blood...good times.

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u/ObvNotAzul Feb 28 '25

Tub girl, meat Hammer, walk the dinosaur, BME Pain Olympics, faces of death, bottle guy... I used to (and sometimes still when I'm bored) actively try to find any more shock images but they almost don't even exist anymore. 😞

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u/TheOldDark Mar 01 '25

I remember my friends talking about a few of these. Thank f*ck I didn't ever watch any. I'm genuinely horrified at everything I've been reading here (the murders and gore, mostly).

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u/AbyssianOne Feb 28 '25

Man, I remember my uncle used to think it was funny to send things like goatse and tubgirl. And all those sites like meatspin and lemon party. Kids today have it too easy.

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u/Primary_Discount_851 Feb 28 '25

The legend says that the video is not showing the encounter when he was injured

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u/cujojojo Feb 28 '25

That has always been my understanding as well. Although IIRC the video was from either the same day or very shortly before.

Don’t look at me, I just know things.

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u/lastquincy88 Feb 28 '25

The internet was the Wild West back then. BM pain Olympics still haunts me to this day.

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u/DrakonILD Feb 28 '25

The good news is that that one was faked.

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u/TheQuallofDuty Feb 28 '25

Was it "ow my ass"?

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u/Repulsive_Buy_6895 Feb 28 '25

I was there 20 years ago

Guys it's the horse! Please do an AMA

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u/meowTheKat2 Feb 28 '25

The grunt, or the "did he come?"

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u/toaster-riot Feb 28 '25

Don't be so neigh-gative.

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u/0O00O0O00O Feb 28 '25

The famous video is actually not the one he died from, he went back a second time and used a different horse called "Big Dick" (seriously) and that's the horse that killed him. There's no footage of him taking it from the horse that ruptured his colon, thankfully.

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u/Wild-Mushroom2404 Feb 28 '25

If the horse on that video wasn’t the big dick one… I’m kind of afraid to imagine what he took up his butt the last time

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u/AlternativeAd307 Feb 28 '25

Why would I want to see that though. Thanks for not providing a link, I know me.

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u/Aiyon Feb 28 '25

...why is it purple?

Why is it purple?

raw fear

(DISCLAIMER: this joke doesn't actually work with my RES settings, all links are blue lmao)

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u/DaftVapour Feb 28 '25

I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself

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u/ProtectronSean Feb 28 '25

I don’t know what I was expecting when I clicked on the video but it wasn’t that. That is absolutely disgusting. I hate it.

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u/kukulka99 Feb 28 '25

What is it? I'm not clicking it but I'm glad you did

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u/Michi0ambv Feb 28 '25

It’s a rickroll

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

no it’s not i clicked the link it was horse porn

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u/ProtectronSean Feb 28 '25

it’s a rickroll. I was playing along with the poster

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u/mechwarrior719 Feb 28 '25

Thought the video where he actually dies was never released. His other videos are still floating around, though.

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u/TheLeemurrrrr Feb 28 '25 edited Feb 28 '25

Rot in piss Doug Spink (the guy who set up the whole thing and has a deep and disturbing rabbit hole about abusing animals). I hope that ass cancer hurt like hell.

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u/ThisIsNotMyRealAcct7 Feb 28 '25

Dude went from studying quantitative theories of consciousness to studying quantitative theories of how much kack the human arse can fit.
*edit: re-misspelled a word

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u/CollieDaly Feb 28 '25

Was the word 'kack'? Because if so, good. Lmao.

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u/lefkoz Feb 28 '25

I think I'll take your word for it.

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u/xKingOfSpades76 Feb 28 '25

my favorite fact about this is that you really just need to google "Enumclaw" and the first result for a long time always was the wikipedia article aptly named "Enumclaw horse sex case"

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u/justhammerbaby Feb 28 '25

Or watch the documentary.

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u/MachinePlanetZero Feb 28 '25

The Death of Dick Long (made by one half of the team that did Everything Everywher All At Once / the one with the riddler riding Daniel Radcliffes bloated farting corpse like a jetski)

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u/JD-Moose22 Feb 28 '25

Swiss Army Man was great.

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u/jereMeowth Feb 28 '25

Idk if I'm just bad at selling things, but I can not get my friends to watch this for the life of me

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u/Loud-Claim7743 Feb 28 '25

I loved eeaao but swiss army man just felt childish, and it oozed out of every orifice so im not surprised its hard to sell to anyone

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u/jereMeowth Mar 01 '25

Eh oozing childish isn't what I would call someone trying to commit suicide in the first scene. Unless you just focus on the fart jokes. But that's on you.

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u/HeartFullONeutrality Feb 28 '25

I loved it but I don't think I'd ever recommend it to anyone.

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u/MachinePlanetZero Feb 28 '25

Ah that was it! The title is great, so not sure why I couldn't remember it

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Feb 28 '25

Jesus Christ I need to watch this immediately

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u/Intrepid_Walk_5150 Feb 28 '25

I wonder if they put that in the pitch when trying to fund the movie.

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u/AR2358 Feb 28 '25

r/brandnewsentence (the second part)

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u/Goatbreath37 Feb 28 '25

Yeah buddy got his colon perforated

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u/PowerOfCreation Feb 28 '25

Pretty sure The Death of Dick Long (the movie) is based on the actual incident.

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u/Ninibah Feb 28 '25

Different Weekend

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u/Sqieak Feb 28 '25

The death of dick long was such a such a mindfuck the first time I watched it

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u/Suspicious_Exam_176 Feb 28 '25

The Death of Dick Long

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u/TheQuallofDuty Feb 28 '25

Weekend at Bernie's?

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u/JenkinsHowell Feb 28 '25

there's a documentary about it "zoo". it's not as graphic as you think it would be, like, not at all. it's mainly conversations and narrations. people tend to lose their shit about it, but probably because they didn't watch it. it's actually quite interesting to hear people talking about a dark niche subculture.

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u/kymberlie Feb 28 '25

THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD. I saw it as part of a mystery movie marathon. I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

For anyone wondering, the movie is “The Death of Dick Long.”

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u/sdrawkcabwj Feb 28 '25

Weekend at Wilbur’s?

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u/Candid_Associate9169 Feb 28 '25

That movie was literally based on a real and true events. It was a biopic of sorts.

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u/OdeeSS Feb 28 '25

What movie is this

I love me a cracked out indie film

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u/lecherousrodent Feb 28 '25

Weekend at Mr. Hands's?

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u/frivoflava29 Feb 28 '25

Thank you for this. Whenever someone brings up Mr. Beast, from now on I'm going to say "isn't he that dude who was really into horses"

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u/XKCD_423 Feb 28 '25

Well it's more that horses were really into him ...

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u/AreYouAnOakMan Feb 28 '25

Really into horses being really into him.

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u/MisterBalanced Feb 28 '25

Babe, wake up. New Mandela Effect just dropped.

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u/Essex626 Feb 28 '25

Oh man, do I have a clip for you.

EDIT: Not something horrible, just funny.

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u/AdPotential676 Mar 02 '25

Feastables are average chocolate. And not even good average.

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u/Vegetable_Onion Feb 28 '25

That really changes the cyberpunk 2077 game.

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u/notMeBeingSaphic Feb 28 '25

V... I need you to procure some equestrian supplies for me 🙏

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u/LawfulnessMuch888 Feb 28 '25

They picked the name for a reason

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u/4862skrrt2684 Feb 28 '25

Was he The Mr Hands? The legend itself or just a copycat horse fucker?

Edit: omg it really is him. Didn't know he was that much higher educated than me lol

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u/thepenguinemperor84 Feb 28 '25

Well, at least it isn't loss.

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u/scottyboi1337 Feb 28 '25

Weird that they both happened in Washington too tho

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u/No-Staff1 Feb 28 '25

This is the Mr Hands incident

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u/EskimoDave Feb 28 '25

oh god, its happened more than once?

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u/DarkNinjaPenguin Feb 28 '25

You wanna build a barn?

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u/shontonabegum Feb 28 '25

So it happened more than once? Youd think the 2nd guy would have learned from the first lol

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u/No-Good-One-Shoe Feb 28 '25

Mr hands was a Boeing engineer? No wonder that shit is falling out the sky. 

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u/gmnitsua Feb 28 '25

I haven't seen it in years but it traumatized me from exploring the internet. That thing like punched him in the heart.

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u/slasher1o5 Feb 28 '25

Too deep?

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u/Nachtwandler_FS Feb 28 '25

Wasn't info about Mr. Hands not true? 

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u/CremlingCandy Feb 28 '25

That's a name I haven't heard in many an age..

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

Guess he couldn’t HANDle it!

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u/ian_wolter02 Feb 28 '25

I havent heard that name in a looong time. So they're both 2 different ppl?

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u/SipoteQuixote Feb 28 '25

First thing I thought of, didn't know he worked for Boeing.

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u/BearDick Feb 28 '25

Having seen that video 20+ years ago....I can still remember the sound effects far too clearly...the best shirts in WA are I (horse emoji) Enumclaw.

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u/Lambolover-17 Feb 28 '25

Damnit I thought we had new Mr. Hands lore.

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u/LegiosForever Feb 28 '25

And that is enough internet for today I think.