r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/loosucutiexo • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh what did steam do?

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u/ArtisticRiskNew1212 2d ago

There’s a running joke that steam support will do brutal things to the person that hacks your account.

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u/Background-Doctor554 1d ago

Wdym joke

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u/sukunasstrawberry 1d ago edited 1d ago

Real, Steam literally tore apart the hacker limb by limb infront of my eyes

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u/warmsliceofskeetloaf 1d ago

Steam went back in time and brutally disemboweled their earliest known ancestor so that they, along with their entire family line wouldn’t have existed to hack me in the first place.

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u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago

I like that they give you the option to choose how long they take to tear apart the hacker.

I had the day off so I went with the 6 hour option. The minigames were surprisingly enthralling.

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u/CosmicDanceristaken 1d ago

happy cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHke day

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u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago

Ahh thank you!

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u/Kakha_Prime 1d ago

can confirm, I was the hacker.

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u/LifeUnderTheWorld 1d ago

Looks like someone didn't clean up.