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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/loosucutiexo • 1d ago
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There’s a running joke that steam support will do brutal things to the person that hacks your account.
98 u/Background-Doctor554 1d ago Wdym joke 79 u/sukunasstrawberry 1d ago edited 1d ago Real, Steam literally tore apart the hacker limb by limb infront of my eyes 22 u/warmsliceofskeetloaf 1d ago Steam went back in time and brutally disemboweled their earliest known ancestor so that they, along with their entire family line wouldn’t have existed to hack me in the first place. 8 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago I like that they give you the option to choose how long they take to tear apart the hacker. I had the day off so I went with the 6 hour option. The minigames were surprisingly enthralling. 5 u/CosmicDanceristaken 1d ago happy cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHke day 1 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago Ahh thank you! 2 u/Valik_1101 1d ago 6 u/Kakha_Prime 1d ago can confirm, I was the hacker. 1 u/LifeUnderTheWorld 1d ago Looks like someone didn't clean up.
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Wdym joke
79 u/sukunasstrawberry 1d ago edited 1d ago Real, Steam literally tore apart the hacker limb by limb infront of my eyes 22 u/warmsliceofskeetloaf 1d ago Steam went back in time and brutally disemboweled their earliest known ancestor so that they, along with their entire family line wouldn’t have existed to hack me in the first place. 8 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago I like that they give you the option to choose how long they take to tear apart the hacker. I had the day off so I went with the 6 hour option. The minigames were surprisingly enthralling. 5 u/CosmicDanceristaken 1d ago happy cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHke day 1 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago Ahh thank you! 2 u/Valik_1101 1d ago 6 u/Kakha_Prime 1d ago can confirm, I was the hacker. 1 u/LifeUnderTheWorld 1d ago Looks like someone didn't clean up.
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Real, Steam literally tore apart the hacker limb by limb infront of my eyes
22 u/warmsliceofskeetloaf 1d ago Steam went back in time and brutally disemboweled their earliest known ancestor so that they, along with their entire family line wouldn’t have existed to hack me in the first place. 8 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago I like that they give you the option to choose how long they take to tear apart the hacker. I had the day off so I went with the 6 hour option. The minigames were surprisingly enthralling. 5 u/CosmicDanceristaken 1d ago happy cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHke day 1 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago Ahh thank you! 2 u/Valik_1101 1d ago 6 u/Kakha_Prime 1d ago can confirm, I was the hacker. 1 u/LifeUnderTheWorld 1d ago Looks like someone didn't clean up.
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Steam went back in time and brutally disemboweled their earliest known ancestor so that they, along with their entire family line wouldn’t have existed to hack me in the first place.
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I like that they give you the option to choose how long they take to tear apart the hacker.
I had the day off so I went with the 6 hour option. The minigames were surprisingly enthralling.
5 u/CosmicDanceristaken 1d ago happy cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHke day 1 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago Ahh thank you! 2 u/Valik_1101 1d ago
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happy cAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHke day
1 u/El_Guapo_Never_Dies 1d ago Ahh thank you!
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Ahh thank you!
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can confirm, I was the hacker.
1 u/LifeUnderTheWorld 1d ago Looks like someone didn't clean up.
Looks like someone didn't clean up.
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u/ArtisticRiskNew1212 1d ago
There’s a running joke that steam support will do brutal things to the person that hacks your account.