r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/loosucutiexo • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh what did steam do?

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u/greatwhitebuffalo716 1d ago

That's King Von, a notoriously ruthless and deceased drill rapper known for needing to get revenge or "get back". Maybe Steam is taking vengeance for the guy who got hacked? That's all I've got.

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u/HappyCamper139 1d ago

Steam is notorious for taking action for hacked account reports.

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u/greatwhitebuffalo716 1d ago

Makes sense, so I guess Steam is about that action like Von then.

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u/ENDZZZ16 1d ago

My account got hacked once and when I got it back they kidnapped, tortured, and delivered the hacker to me and they let me personally execute him, it was also recorded and sent to all of his contacts so they would know what would happen if they hacked another account. 10/10 service but they didn’t warn me of how messy it would get and I got some stains on my shirt but overall quality service.

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u/Heflay 1d ago

Can confirm I was the Hacker

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u/The_Dreammaker 1d ago

Can confirm I was the account

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u/PitifulPurpose504 1d ago

Can confirm I was the pc

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u/ScaredSaltShaker 1d ago

Can confirm I was the monitor

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u/holiestMaria 1d ago

Can also confirm, I was the glass the hacker was delivered in.

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u/BoyFromOnett 1d ago

Can confirm, I was Von

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u/UnhingedHippie 1d ago

Can confirm, I was Von’s left shoe

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u/vvlll2flri 1d ago

can confirm I was the stain

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u/shadowbanned098 1d ago

Can comfirm i was the o2 molecule

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u/Firkraag-The-Demon 1d ago

Can confirm, I was the first guy’s porch.

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u/trafalmadorianistic 1d ago

I was the webcam. The shit I saw, hoo boy...

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u/Alarming-Ad-6057 1d ago

Can confirm. I was the hentai game in his account

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u/Freddie_Arsenic 1d ago

so there's this instagram account I wanted to hack

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u/Anglofsffrng 1d ago

I got hacked, and Steam never delivered a hacker. Just some testicles in a jar.

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u/FenrisGreyhame 1d ago

Sometimes a symbol is the most powerful message.

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u/AtaktosTrampoukos 1d ago

They literally hacked his testicles off? Seems proportionate.

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u/IttybittyErin 1d ago

That's because they never caught the hacker. Those testicles belonged to the customer service agent who failed you.

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

If your execution runs for longer than 2 hours there's nothing they can do.

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u/Mstboy 1d ago

Yeah they have made improvements since then. Now they give you a cool branded poncho. I still have mine it's really good quality, actually.

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u/trev2234 1d ago

You didn’t have to tick the box to personally execute the hacker. Less messy option is to leave that box unticked.

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u/Nico408 1d ago

Talk about customer service

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Did they provide a towel for your bloody dick, afterwards, though?