r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/loosucutiexo • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh what did steam do?

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u/HappyCamper139 1d ago

Steam is notorious for taking action for hacked account reports.

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u/greatwhitebuffalo716 1d ago

Makes sense, so I guess Steam is about that action like Von then.

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u/ENDZZZ16 1d ago

My account got hacked once and when I got it back they kidnapped, tortured, and delivered the hacker to me and they let me personally execute him, it was also recorded and sent to all of his contacts so they would know what would happen if they hacked another account. 10/10 service but they didn’t warn me of how messy it would get and I got some stains on my shirt but overall quality service.

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u/Anglofsffrng 1d ago

I got hacked, and Steam never delivered a hacker. Just some testicles in a jar.

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u/FenrisGreyhame 1d ago

Sometimes a symbol is the most powerful message.

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u/AtaktosTrampoukos 1d ago

They literally hacked his testicles off? Seems proportionate.

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u/IttybittyErin 1d ago

That's because they never caught the hacker. Those testicles belonged to the customer service agent who failed you.