r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh what did steam do?

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u/BoxKey252 1d ago

They don’t even have a customer service number.

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u/DrySecretary6766 1d ago

If you need them they will find you anyway they don’t need a number

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u/Sad_Hospital_2730 1d ago

typing "my account got hac..."

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"Threat neutralized"

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u/SenorPeterz 1d ago

Reminds me of an old Soviet joke.

Mishka and his artist friends are spending the night at an inn not far from Moscow. During dinner, they start talking about how much they hate the regime and how the Soviet system is failing.

Mishka, sensing the opportunity for a good prank, then sneaks off to the kitchen and pays one of the waiters to bring a cup of tea to the table in exactly five minutes. He then gets back to the table and says ”hey guys, lets tone down this discussion, the regime is always listening.”

His friends berate him for being such a coward, whereupon Mishka, to prove his point, leans close to an electrical socket and says ”Comrade Major, could you please bring me a cup of tea.” When the waiter promptly arrives with the tea, everyone laughs at the prank.

Later that night, when they have all gone to bed, the KGB arrives, arresting everyone in the group except for Mishka.

”Why are you letting me go, when you are taking all the others?” Mishka asks an officer, who then replies ”Comrade Major liked your joke.”

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u/Tschudy 1d ago

Stealing this one, have your upvote

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u/AbsoluteFgt 1d ago

Comrade, there is no "stealing" that is necessary.

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u/Substantial_Page_221 1d ago

In soviet Russia, you don't steal the joke. The joke steals you.

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u/DesperateRace4870 1d ago

This comment will be buried and mostly likely not recognized but I want you to know, I see you. Excellent, Redditor, carry on 🫡

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u/MossSnake 1d ago

I’m old enough to remember Yakov Smirnoff; I’m sure there’s dozens of us!

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u/SenorPeterz 1d ago

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff remembers you.

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u/Anxious_Bluejay 1d ago

Take my stupid upvote 🤣

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

Joke is public property, no need to steal, is yours.

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u/SenorPeterz 1d ago

You go, my friend

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u/silverplatedrey 1d ago

Our upvote, comrade

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u/Ok_Excitement_1020 1d ago

In Soviet Russia joke steal you.

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

I'm not sure if it is intended but MishKa is a hypocorism for both Michael (Михаил/ Миша, Misha) and baby bear. Just so u know.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

I'm feeling a little dumb here, but is there some reference I'm not picking up on that relates the name Michael and/or baby bears to that joke?

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

Prolly no reference, just thought Mishka in the context sounds odd instead of just Misha, it really could be any name unless we're referencing a real person, but I'm oblivious if that's the case of who it might be.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Ahh, I got you, it's just the "I'm not sure if it's intended" part that was throwing me off, but you meant you're not sure if they intended to make a "fake" name, not that they intended a hidden joke.

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u/Dangerous_Mouse_8439 1d ago

Your user name fits. Must be tough being able to appreciate a joke while at the same time completely overthinking the details.

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

Very good personality analysis, Bravo!

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u/Dangerous_Mouse_8439 1d ago

I know it probably came off as condescending but it wasn’t my intention. Just voicing a somewhat sympathetic observation.

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

I also thought that until I've read it twice, I was also being sincere, yes it is annoying to live with xD

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u/Status_Mousse1213 1d ago

That's great

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u/Cluewy 19h ago

Stealing this one, lol

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u/blackie___chan 11h ago

Reminds me of the Lenin joke

"What does food and dark humor have in common?"

"Not everyone gets it."