r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahh what did steam do?

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u/Skltlez 1d ago

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u/DesperateRace4870 1d ago

Holy shit, that's great! Above and beyond the usual customer service

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u/BoxKey252 1d ago

They don’t even have a customer service number.

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u/DrySecretary6766 1d ago

If you need them they will find you anyway they don’t need a number

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u/Sad_Hospital_2730 1d ago

typing "my account got hac..."

email dings

"Threat neutralized"

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u/SenorPeterz 1d ago

Reminds me of an old Soviet joke.

Mishka and his artist friends are spending the night at an inn not far from Moscow. During dinner, they start talking about how much they hate the regime and how the Soviet system is failing.

Mishka, sensing the opportunity for a good prank, then sneaks off to the kitchen and pays one of the waiters to bring a cup of tea to the table in exactly five minutes. He then gets back to the table and says ”hey guys, lets tone down this discussion, the regime is always listening.”

His friends berate him for being such a coward, whereupon Mishka, to prove his point, leans close to an electrical socket and says ”Comrade Major, could you please bring me a cup of tea.” When the waiter promptly arrives with the tea, everyone laughs at the prank.

Later that night, when they have all gone to bed, the KGB arrives, arresting everyone in the group except for Mishka.

”Why are you letting me go, when you are taking all the others?” Mishka asks an officer, who then replies ”Comrade Major liked your joke.”

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u/Tschudy 1d ago

Stealing this one, have your upvote

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u/AbsoluteFgt 1d ago

Comrade, there is no "stealing" that is necessary.

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u/Substantial_Page_221 1d ago

In soviet Russia, you don't steal the joke. The joke steals you.

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u/DesperateRace4870 1d ago

This comment will be buried and mostly likely not recognized but I want you to know, I see you. Excellent, Redditor, carry on 🫡

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u/MossSnake 1d ago

I’m old enough to remember Yakov Smirnoff; I’m sure there’s dozens of us!

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u/SenorPeterz 1d ago

In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff remembers you.

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u/Anxious_Bluejay 1d ago

Take my stupid upvote 🤣

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

Joke is public property, no need to steal, is yours.

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u/SenorPeterz 1d ago

You go, my friend

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u/silverplatedrey 1d ago

Our upvote, comrade

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u/Ok_Excitement_1020 1d ago

In Soviet Russia joke steal you.

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

I'm not sure if it is intended but MishKa is a hypocorism for both Michael (Михаил/ Миша, Misha) and baby bear. Just so u know.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

I'm feeling a little dumb here, but is there some reference I'm not picking up on that relates the name Michael and/or baby bears to that joke?

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

Prolly no reference, just thought Mishka in the context sounds odd instead of just Misha, it really could be any name unless we're referencing a real person, but I'm oblivious if that's the case of who it might be.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Ahh, I got you, it's just the "I'm not sure if it's intended" part that was throwing me off, but you meant you're not sure if they intended to make a "fake" name, not that they intended a hidden joke.

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u/Dangerous_Mouse_8439 1d ago

Your user name fits. Must be tough being able to appreciate a joke while at the same time completely overthinking the details.

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

Very good personality analysis, Bravo!

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u/Dangerous_Mouse_8439 1d ago

I know it probably came off as condescending but it wasn’t my intention. Just voicing a somewhat sympathetic observation.

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u/Bubbly_Pain7609 1d ago

I also thought that until I've read it twice, I was also being sincere, yes it is annoying to live with xD

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u/Status_Mousse1213 1d ago

That's great

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u/Cluewy 19h ago

Stealing this one, lol

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u/blackie___chan 11h ago

Reminds me of the Lenin joke

"What does food and dark humor have in common?"

"Not everyone gets it."

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u/TrymQuyenLuc 1d ago

They camping your email I swear

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u/GoreyGopnik 23h ago

you don't need to type it, you can think about it strongly and Gaben will know

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u/Keyseal 1h ago

Threat has been tacticaly nuked. Have a nice day, user.

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u/Big-Row4152 1d ago

So Steam is the A-Team of Customer Service?

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u/SwimmingCommon 1d ago

Oh yeah easily. Look at the steam deck subreddits and see how many times people have gotten replacements for their steam deck well out of warranty. The one time I had to recover my account (despite actually having the password) took about 5 minutes before I was back in. Their customer service truly feels like they say each time "damn dawg that fucking sucks. But I got you.)

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u/Ellow0001 1d ago

Yeah in 2020 my e-mail got hacked and I got noticed my password got changed. Got to customer service and could prove via a receipt number i found on PayPal from a while back that it was in fact my account. Got it back in less than a day! Luckily I got everything back that was compromised but I still get an email at least once a year from DoorDash with new discounts for someone named Ming. DoorDash isn’t even available in my country.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 1d ago

Ohh, maybe that was the Ming from "assuming"!

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u/bigtime1158 1d ago

My index tether cord frayed after about 3 years of use. Replacement was $120 so I emailed them and told them what happened and included a picture. I had a new tether cord at my doorstep in days, for free.

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency 1d ago

I haven’t used Steam in a few years. Recently, we were playing some of the Tiny Epic games with our son and he told me about the board game emulator on Steam, so I went to log back in. I couldn’t and was prompted to contact Steam and get my account back. Took them just 4.5 hours to get back to me and get me back into my account. I was amazed as I thought it would take days (or weeks) and a lot of hassle. Very impressed with their customer support!

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u/evilmidnightbomber69 1d ago

Valve is the A team of companies. As far as those worth billions.

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u/Mean_Butterscotch177 1d ago

I had to replace my Steam Deck. Didn't matter what time I responded with my part of the ticket, I'd have an answer within the hour of the next steps.

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u/RevelingInTheAbyss 1d ago

Yeah that's nice. Mine was fucked from the get go, and STILL doesn't dock with any dock more than a few times before stopping. 13 days after order they wouldn't refund me, and just had me doing the same troubleshooting garbage over and over. I essentially have a Steam deck looking paperweight.

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u/Mean_Butterscotch177 1d ago

So I had to do a bunch of troubleshooting bullshit, which took me forever to get through, but at the end of it they were like yea, you're fucked. Send it in.

You should try again. Make sure you tell them that you've been through this, and it'll work, but only for a short while. They can see your previous tickets. They'll know you're being honest. Be really nice. Good luck.

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u/RevelingInTheAbyss 1d ago

It's been over a year now, so it isn't getting fixed. I gave up dealing with them and just bought an Ally instead. That worked beautifully with every single dock I purchased to try with the steam deck. Sent all the docks back but one, steam deck sits in its case.

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u/Mean_Butterscotch177 1d ago

That's trash. I'm glad you found a way to play. I have a toddler, so it's the only way I get to play at all.

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u/RevelingInTheAbyss 1d ago

I have a PC, I just wanted something to play in bed. My 6 year old is pretty much the only one that uses the steam deck. Now I have a laptop so the Ally is collecting dust now.

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u/Endurlay 1d ago

The Seal Team Six of Customer Service, sounds like.

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u/Gnarles_Charkley 1d ago

Even better. They're the S-Team.

I'll see myself out.

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u/gale0cerd0_cuvier 1d ago

More like S-team

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u/HappyHarry-HardOn 1d ago

The A-Team never kill - The guys they fight always survive.

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u/Logic-DL 23h ago

Literally yea

I bought my Index headset second hand and they did the equivalent of waterboarding me by locking my account and immediately questioning if it was stolen because it was registered to another account.

Then I showed them the Ebay receipt and the support staff went from Guantanamo cunting Bay to golden retrievers and unlocked my account and left me alone after that.

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u/f4ngel 1d ago

You shine the steam logo in the sky and this guy responds.

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u/The_Wolfdale 1d ago

Honestly, my son once fell for a scammer and gave his steam pw... I immediately mailed steam support when he told me in shame that he got rekt by a scammer.. It took less than 2 hours for steam to undo the damage, return the account and eliminate the scammer from their system. This was well over a year ago, but I've always had respect for the steam support, despite them having no direct phone line, they are usually effective and fast.

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u/HelloKitty36911 1d ago

Steam .07 seconds after i send my login info to "stem suport":

Sir your account has been compromised, pick whichever professional mercenary you prefer from the following list. Your problem will be sorted quickly and efficiently.

Have a good day :)

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u/tilthevoidstaresback 1d ago

Sweet Mother, Sweet Mother, send your technician unto me

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u/DontBotherNoResponse 1d ago

And they will never ask you for your password.

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u/NoughtToDread 1d ago

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire Steam Support.

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u/mh985 1d ago

I notice a letter has been slid under my front door

“Greetings. Someone was attempting to hack your account so we dropped a JDAM on their house before they got the chance. No need to thank us. -Cheers, Jared :)”

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u/kiora_merfolk 12h ago

I want to upvote, but I also want to keep it on 777