r/RealTwitterAccounts 18d ago

Political™ Elon is still salty

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u/WakaFlacco 18d ago

Trump dodged the draft with ‘bone spurs’. Any argument made about anyone else’s service is a moot point.

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u/StolenPies 18d ago

Plus, it's a lie. Walz didn't dodge anything, he submitted the paperwork to retire months before his battalion was notified of the possibility they might deploy.

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u/TheMadTemplar 18d ago

And said deployment was said to be anytime within two years. It could have come a month later or 24 months later. Was he supposed to cancel his retirement for up to two years waiting for deployment? 

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u/threevi 18d ago

In the time it takes you to write this response, the right-wing troll reposts ten more "woke liberal bad" memes, then comes back to you with a "stop crying lol". There's no arguing with these people, they don't operate on reason, only surface-level vibes. Proving them factually wrong about something makes you the bad guy for harshing that vibe, since the facts were never the point to begin with.

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u/TheMadTemplar 18d ago

Oh, I'm well aware of their tactics. 

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u/Aware-Information341 18d ago

"Tactics" gives them way too much credit. It's more of like the weaponization of gorillas throwing shit at a wall.

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u/SMOKED_REEFERS 17d ago

Hey man, gorillas are highly intelligent animals with sophisticated emotions and relationship.

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u/Aware-Information341 17d ago

You're right. I couldn't find an anology to a creature that fits. Definitely up for suggestions. Brain eating amoebas don't really throw shit at the wall, so if we wanted an accurate analogy to the emotional capacity of MAGA we'll have to compromise on something.

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u/NateBearArt 17d ago

Only make arguments for onlookers. Trolls are too far gone.

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u/Inevitable-World2886 17d ago

‘Knee-jerk reaction’ is their default setting. Reason doesn’t come into it.

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u/Ok_Contract_3661 17d ago

It's no wonder ai manipulation has worked so well on them

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u/Ok_Exercise1269 15d ago

It's a propaganda war, the American left should focus on sharing material about disgusting, embarrassing, bizarre, violent and unintelligent things republicans have done, like child molestation etc. It's not about winning an argument with the opposing propagandists. Obviously they aren't going to say "oh you're right I'll stop spreading propaganda now"

In addition, the left should propose a policy program based on elevating the working classes, but the Democrat party won't do that. They'll do the whole "competent economic managers" routine until it kills them.

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u/geekydad84 13d ago

So we’re dealing with a bunch toddlers

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u/Strawhat_Max 13d ago

If this ain’t the truest shit ever

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u/GhostSpace78 13d ago

So what do you do then the only way to engage them is not to engage but if you don’t engage, they control the social media hemisphere

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u/MGHTYMRPHNPWRSTRNGR 13d ago

There is a point to arguing with them, though: To show others who may need a good example that these people's bullshit is NOT acceptable.

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u/MGHTYMRPHNPWRSTRNGR 13d ago

There is a point to arguing with them, though: To show others who may need a good example that these people's bullshit is NOT acceptable.

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u/MGHTYMRPHNPWRSTRNGR 13d ago

There is a point to arguing with them, though: To show others who may need a good example that these people's bullshit is NOT acceptable.

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u/betasheets2 18d ago

And they were deployed like a year later

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u/Unlucky_Associate956 17d ago

If I remember right all of that BS was started by his replacement that was salty about being deployed himself.

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u/Marine5484 14d ago

They don't even realize the same person who created the whole "swiftboating" controversy with Kerry also did the same thing to Waltz.

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u/rydan 17d ago

Also his battalion didn't even fight in any battles so he didn't even run from anything.

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u/Beefhammer1932 16d ago

He literally couldn't because he was elected to office.

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic 16d ago

Also, he loves his kids. Who tf does that!?!??

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u/ForMoreYears 14d ago

No because it's all a bullshit purity test to smear their opponents. It's shameful really.

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u/AnnylieseSarenrae 17d ago

That the dude has to defend himself even if he was just tired is ridiculous.

Walz served. 24 years. At some point, you get to take a fuckin break, man. An entire generation was born and raised to adulthood, he got the right to turn it in.

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u/kikichanelconspiracy 18d ago

Plus, they could have reactivated him or frozen his retirement. My father's retirement was frozen and he was reactivated due to the first Gulf War.

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u/Ok-Aardvark-9938 17d ago

Veterans know this. Ask any veteran or service member with an asvab above 5 and they’ll tell you it was all manufactured bullshit. 

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u/UpperDog2627 14d ago

At this point, it’s a show stopping moment when they say something that’s true.

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u/billybones23 13d ago

Just to put this out. Military retirement is something that starts years in advance. It's conversations with your family and unit at least two years before you plan on retiring, and once you're on that last year it's difficult to back out of it. Also the whole thing with,"he wasn't a SGM" is crap. He could have easily taken a reduction in rank because he already did his high three. Or maybe he was put in a SMG Position without being promoted and his unit dragged their feet after promising to promote him.

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u/StolenPies 13d ago

Yeah, Republicans fond of swiftboating because military service in their opponents runs counter to their laughable claims towards patriotism and supporting troops. 

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u/billybones23 13d ago

I couldn't have said it better. Their actions always prove otherwise and hypocritical.

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u/Fantastic_East4217 14d ago

Plus as Jesse Ventura pointed out “wtf was the national guard doing being deployed overseas anyway? That wasn’t their job.” Not until 9/11.

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u/redleader8181 13d ago

Seriously. The GOP are a bunch of patriot posers. Fuckem all.

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u/papapundit 18d ago

Guess at what age Musk left South Africa...

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u/solostinthisworld 18d ago

And reapplied for his Canadian citizenship

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u/InevitableEnd7679 18d ago

Came here to say this !

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u/NoodleIsAShark 18d ago

Elon dodge the draft by fleeing his country

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u/BefreiedieTittenzwei 17d ago

Elons a steaming turd.

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u/dailo75 17d ago

Didn't Musk dodge the draft too by getting Canadian citizenship?

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u/LetterheadQuick3132 17d ago

Elon abandonded his home country

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u/TerpyTank 17d ago

Wasn’t the excuse because he had flat feet back in the 2010 decade?

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u/RU4real13 17d ago

Pfffffft... Elon can't even bring himself to face John Stewart.

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u/OzzyFinnegan 17d ago

Musk also avoided military service by attaining Canadian citizenship I believe?

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u/Adorable-Doughnut609 16d ago

Walz has more years service than Trumps entire cabinet

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u/Swrdmn 15d ago

Elon left South Africa to avoid conscription

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u/Maketso 14d ago

And Elon Musk doesn't even know what it is like to be in a fight, let alone serve a country in the military. Spineless shit-fucker.

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u/UpperDog2627 14d ago

A bone spur didn’t stop me from deploying to Afghanistan 😏

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u/oneWeek2024 13d ago

Aparthied Clyde's family fled south africa specifically to avoid having their kids serve the mandatory military term their birth country had. They then snuck into america on a student visa/violated that to start doing work.

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u/Jaceofspades6 14d ago

This is some solid whataboutism

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u/BatushkaTabushka 14d ago

How is it whatsboutism? Elon and Trump both dodged service, and they have a track record of making fun of others about their service or lack thereof even if their situation is completely different… it’s some solid projection from them yet again.