r/Scotland • u/Unusual_Web4431 • 3d ago

Shitpost President cunt they say

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u/Sumdude67 3d ago

This is an insane reply and honestly, it's shit like this that makes people think Americans are just big headed idiots so sure of their own superiority that they can't see how stupid the system they're defending is.

It's like me saying "find a way to stop the mass murder of school children at the hands of lunatics who bought guns legally and I'll bother to take your opinion seriously"

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u/Recent_Bank_2714 3d ago

Ibig head idiots who landed on the moon kid. We were only a world power for 100 years but our flawed measurement system got us to the moon. What's the best thing the UK did in the 400 years when they had the world by the balls?

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u/Sumdude67 3d ago

I tried to translate what you said into something approaching an actual interesting point and all I got back was:

"Whoooo quarterback! Get the yardage! Whoooo Taco Tuesdays! Roll coal!!!!!!! My sister looks so sexy tonight I'm pledging allegiance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

So just the usual pish your childish wee country spouts while the adults worry about the dementia patient you've put in charge of the nukes.

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u/Recent_Bank_2714 3d ago

Lmfao, enjoy brexit kid, I got some TSLA puts to close today. Got to go! Our measurement> ur mom's ass

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u/Sumdude67 3d ago

Okay, well you be good and try not to swallow the labels along with the crayons, slugger

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u/Recent_Bank_2714 3d ago

Lol, we don't eat them silly. We smoke them. +78% on my short dated expiring next week. Weeeee. Long dated are printing harder. But hey, ur a heck of a super strong interet warrior. Get a passport and go see the world kid. It's a great place

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u/Sumdude67 3d ago

It is nice to see Down's Syndrome hasn't affected your ability to spell at least some words correctly.

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u/Recent_Bank_2714 3d ago

MY pUts aRe PirIntiNG. Hey bruh, while ur winning reddit warrior of the week I got some TSLA may second puts that are up 380%. Tell me more about how that translates into metric. 400 years of pound being strongest currency and it got u .. Prince Harry?