Oh that seems like probably the hardest job to have with that particular condition. Imagine having to explain to a new group of 10-year-olds every year why you have a conjoined twin. And I’m sure there are kids who say not nice things about them.
I had a science teacher in 5th grade who pretended to die of mercury poisoning because a kid broke a thermometer, complete with having a substitute coming in the next three days
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I mean ay if theyre only getting paid one persons salary, one could be doing whatever tf they want that day… within reason obviously cause of limitations. But they could legit take turns
Teacher here. I joke about having invisible eyes all around my head, but having a literal extra person to keep an eye on things would be real cool. Literal superpower with teaching kids haha.
My six year olds think I have eyes n the back of my head. I tell them they'll get them when they have babies but if they try to find them n My hair they'll never be able to have them.
They're astonished at how I know what happened when I'm not around or how I give them advice and when they don't listen things happen like I tell them. They even wonder how I know who's talking 🤣
HAHAHA my twins are the same :') they think they are so quietly whispering and not making noise. But they talk louder than my deaf grandma and bags of snacks make noise.
My mom always said the same thing, except she was always wrong, accusing me of shit i didn't do, and making wild assumptions with no basis in reality and punishing me anyway because she thought it was necessary to keep up the act like she had this bullshit omniscience. It was the first thing that clued me in how full of shit she really was. The ability to admit she was wrong, didn't know something, and apologize would have gone a lot further in maintaining my respect than pretending to be all-knowing when she so clearly wasn't.
I remember in first grade it almost led to child services being called because I told my teacher how my mom was always seeing things that weren't there, didn't happen, or that she was just imagining. That was an awkward parent-teacher conference.
I would imagine it might be hard to use her two limbs with her eyes closed though? They both have one leg and one arm.
Honestly one of the degrees should have been counted as audits rather than having to pay double tuition. I mean, Im sure they both decided it's better to both have degrees. But fuck the school for not making a special circumstance out of it.
But does the one not getting paid work? Or does she instigate the kids and sabotage her sister? Imagine what it’s like when they get in a fight…like I wonder who’s got more control of the legs…
Ive always assumed this as well. Put that man on a lie detector and ask if he's ever searched for conjoined twin porn....I think it's a safe bet he has
I was just thinking that as I read the article but so what if he does, as long as all of them are happy. It’s like if I guy who was super into Latina’s married a Latino girl, just on a way more unique scale
I believe from what they've said, having been that way all their life and having quite a bit of practice how to handle being two people sharing a body, the uninvolved party can just sort of... Ignore it? Disassociate
I don't believe anything is happening non consensually. They are pretty much by definition the two closest human beings on the planet and they have spent their entire life navigating their situation. I can't imagine anyone is doing anything without the consent of all parties involved
How they specifically deal with that is nobody's business but theirs, unless they decide they want to talk about it
Questionable, but not a problem in this case. While only one of them is married, that's purely on paper and they're in a poly relationship involving them and the one guy, just only one of them can be officially married to him since they're legally two separate people and you cant be married to multiple people.
You do know a marriage isn't what grants consent, right? The conversations around what is acceptable for everyone involved are going to be more complex, but "make sure everyone involved is comfortable with what's happening" is still the biggest concern.
If you share a body with someone the boundaries are going to look different by necessity, but if they figured out something that works for them, that's all that matters.
How? They only have one reproductive organ. It would be interesting to know how the pregnancy will affect them both as the child grows(space wise since that they each have some upper organs). But in theory at least the start of a pregnancy will be like it is for everyone else.
I looked it up once and they don't talk about it. There was an AMA on reddit though by someone claiming to be siamese twins. https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/s/NllQiVSRCp
Interesting how only one is married and in love. I mean they’re two different minds but sharing a body and being in the same place and same conversations and same experiences with the husband, but only one is in love and married?
I'm pretty sure by the time they're college aged, they've reconciled themselves to the constraints of their condition and do not needlessly and pointlessly antagonize their literal other half.
Yeah, but: when one of them is writing on the blackboard (or probably whiteboard, these days...), is the other one able to turn her head far enough to watch the class? (Kinda depends on how exactly their very special anatomy is set up... two separate spines, but with how close their heads are together, that may still be kinda tricky without one at least bumping the other in the process...)
The possibilities are endless.Brittany: "Abby will be absent today so its just me teaching" Abby wears sunglasses and doesn't say a word the entire day.
Never mind one writing on the board, the other watching the little rascals.
Literal eyes in the back of their heads.
The college is pretty ruthless. As an employee they are not doing the work of two people, even if they have a greater capacity to keep an eye on the class.
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u/viggicat531 1d ago
I sure hope they are not working for that same college....