I had a science teacher in 5th grade who pretended to die of mercury poisoning because a kid broke a thermometer, complete with having a substitute coming in the next three days
Imagine being in class trying to sneakily do something to make a friend laugh, and while you're midway through your class clown routine, you start to feel like something is watching you.
You slowly turn around, sweating, heart racing, and lock eyes with the most menacing glare imaginable. Thousands of years of pain and suffering fill your mind as you watch the head slowly begin to lift off the shoulder. Through the silence, you hear the AC unit humming in the ceiling. Then, the automated shades click on, and the blackout fabric slowly begins their descent down the window. Taking away not only the sunlight but any remaining sense of hope as well.
She then effortlessly rises from her chair without breaking her unwavering focus solely on you. You witness a second of her legs and arms beginning to twist and twitch as she leaps up over her desk. Before she can land, the lights in the room shut off, leaving only the faint red glow on the emergency exit sign. The temperature begins to drop rapidly, and you frantically reach out into the dark void, looking for a classmate to save you.
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u/Naive_Degree3463 1d ago
I know it's in bad taste, but one could pretend to be catatonic and only come alive when discipline needs to be met out.
They would be the most well-behaved 5th grade class in history