r/Unexpected • u/coral2snake • 2d ago

Lucky girl.

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u/UnExplanationBot 2d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Unexpectedly, there's a dog in the bathtub instead of a girl.

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/ilovebasundi 2d ago

I think your girl might literally be a bitch.

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u/cycobot 2d ago

And the best part about it? I ain't even mad that she is bitch. She is a good bitch.

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u/WhyTheeSadFace 2d ago

But at least, this bitch won’t take half of your money, and fuck your friend.

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u/Nikkian42 1d ago

Look at that face. Would you say no to giving half of your money? Even if she humped all of your friends?

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u/WhyTheeSadFace 1d ago

Nah man, I am broke ass.

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

She’d happily do it for free

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u/I_Tried_Mate 2d ago

Getting cock-blocked by the dog.

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u/SumoNinja92 1d ago

"Look at me, I am the princess now"

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u/Parzival-44 2d ago

I was totally hoping for a huge fart bubble

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u/NeedScienceProof 1d ago

I really think she likes you.

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u/SwishyFinsGo 2d ago

Obviously must be for dog. Otherwise why wet?

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u/Familiar_Tap558 1d ago

Wtf hahaha

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u/Familiar_Tap558 1d ago

A dog that fully loves to be pampered

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u/dopamine_01 1d ago

A good girl indeed

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u/Fluffysqwiggle 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/uniace16 21h ago

“Shithead!!” ~Steve Martin

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u/TAZZYLORD9 8h ago

Not one dirty joke said yet