r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 1d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 1d ago

Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?

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u/Temporary-Counter-91 1d ago

Well, when you put it like that… I'll take the lesser evil. But honestly, both options sound like a lose-lose situation. 😂