r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 1d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/CoolVictory04 1d ago

Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg

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u/BobknobSA 1d ago

I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?

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u/CoolVictory04 1d ago

Why? Do you want it?

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u/BobknobSA 1d ago

No thanks. I am good. I just didn't know it was common.

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u/CoolVictory04 1d ago

You might've got one, while you were sleeping, who knows, they might even be freaky with you...