r/Unexpected 1d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 1d ago

Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?

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u/drunk-tusker 22h ago

Considering the amount of inventive methods my car has found to wake me up, that actually sounds like an improvement over the time she decided to lick her paw and stick it in my mouth.