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r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 1d ago
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Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg
53 u/BobknobSA 1d ago I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell? 13 u/nrfx 22h ago You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep. 19 u/LuxNocte 21h ago I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that. 5 u/MsSupa 20h ago Thank you for this, I love you!
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I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?
13 u/nrfx 22h ago You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep. 19 u/LuxNocte 21h ago I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that. 5 u/MsSupa 20h ago Thank you for this, I love you!
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You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep.
19 u/LuxNocte 21h ago I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that. 5 u/MsSupa 20h ago Thank you for this, I love you!
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I thought you meant wear lipstick to bed, to see if it's covered in cat fur when you wake up. And through the power of delusion and reality denial, I still think that.
5 u/MsSupa 20h ago Thank you for this, I love you!
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Thank you for this, I love you!
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u/CoolVictory04 1d ago
Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg