r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 1d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/CoolVictory04 1d ago

Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg

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u/BobknobSA 1d ago

I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?

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u/nrfx 22h ago

You should try the lipstick experiment to see if they're getting you in your sleep.

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u/_-_p 17h ago

Holy shit, what year is it?

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u/nrfx 15h ago

2004

I'm honestly impressed I remembered and found the exact post I had in mind when I started typing it.

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u/_-_p 8h ago

that takes me back. My favorite Fark memory is Scott Adams making fake accounts to call himself a genius