r/Unexpected 1d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 1d ago

Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?

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u/No-Poem-9846 1d ago

Idk but is it teabagging if they are neutered and have no sack? What if they are neutered and have an empty - nvm 🤣

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u/SuumCuique1011 1d ago

Neutered or not, a cat asshole on the face while you're sleeping is never a welcome surprise.

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u/mcmelon2461 16h ago

Agree. You open you eyea in morning and first thing you see is hell.