r/Unexpected • u/A_MASSIVE_PERVERT • 2d ago

Toxic Relationship

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u/SuumCuique1011 2d ago

Would you rather that or he put his bare ass on your face?

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u/No-Poem-9846 2d ago

Idk but is it teabagging if they are neutered and have no sack? What if they are neutered and have an empty - nvm 🤣

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u/SuumCuique1011 2d ago

Neutered or not, a cat asshole on the face while you're sleeping is never a welcome surprise.

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u/CoolVictory04 2d ago

Fr, once my cat was about to put her asshole on my mouth, thankfully I woke up just in time before she did it, why they do that omg

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u/BobknobSA 2d ago

I have had 8 cats during my lifetime. Most of them would sleep in my bed. None have ever put their asshole on my face. What the hell?

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u/Unlucky-Tie8574 1d ago

That's what you think...