This came from my soda can

[u/One-Mail1525]

I was drinking Orange Fanta and I felt something hit my tongue. I quickly grabbed a cup and spit it in there this is what came out?

Whatever this is, it’s a blessing in disguise because now I want nothing to do with canned sodas…

[u/HotLittlePotato]

Report it to the company. They will probably ask for that back, do an investigation, and later send you a letter stating it would be impossible for this to have been introduced during their canning process, but here, have some coupons.

[u/Laserdollarz → u/HotLittlePotato]

I am currently working on getting some coupons from LifeSavers because I got a bag with no holes. 

[u/avantgardengnome → u/Laserdollarz]

They just call those ones Drownings.

[u/soupdawg → u/avantgardengnome]

Chokings is more accurate

[u/narph → u/soupdawg]

LIFETAKERS is the preferred terminology

[u/Complete-Parking2134 → u/narph]

Best joke

[u/Minnesotakid54 → u/narph]

great death metal band name.

[u/Hellspark08 → u/soupdawg]

...is that why they're called Lifesavers? Because they have a breathing hole??

[u/jenbenfoo → u/Hellspark08]

Well moreso because they look like the life saving flotation rings used at the beach or if someone went overboard on a cruise ship 🛟

[u/soupdawg → u/Hellspark08]

Yes.

[u/brando56894 → u/soupdawg]

No

[u/kitteh619 → u/soupdawg]

Title of your sex tape

[u/GunBrothersGaming → u/kitteh619]

Nope that's O-FAKERS

[u/AdmiralSplinter → u/kitteh619]

Gawkgawkgawk