r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/brainrotbro Mar 07 '25

Sorry, wealth is woke now.

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

Alright, so that means we need to find a wealthy person, from one of them DEI countries, preferably one that we can prove lied on their immigration paperwork, and remove them from power

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u/Vaders_Cousin 26d ago

Setiously, the autistic foreigner with 0 government experience leading the anti DEI purge of the government, and no-one bats an aye 🤦‍♂️

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u/kaam00s Mar 07 '25

When you think about it, letting "DEI people" contribute to the economy produces a lot of woke money !

Do you want woke money in your pocket ? Turning your keys gay ?

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u/mollested_skittles Mar 07 '25

This comment made my day. :]

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

he's the only one that will be allowed to buy the dip - sheesh also think about all those untraceable transactions from the bitcoin reserve, gonna be a f*ckfest. 

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u/suri19 29d ago

I laughed out so loud. Say that to all MAGAts & they’ll start banning money too haha 😆

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u/Check3sum 29d ago

And woke is bad. Woke is gone. Wealth is gone. Trump math.

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u/xyzodd Mar 07 '25

wealth is woke…. market is crashing… everything is in red…. russia is getting their way…. did communism just win?

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u/Internal-Drawer-7707 Mar 07 '25

Trump is literally saying "the tarrifs may hurt now but true Americans will endure for the good times to come!" I live in Albania and the propaganda back during communism was literally this, "sure we are in a slump for now, but true Albanians will endure this for the good times to come!" and it never came. Late stage capitalism is just authoritarian communism with different names.