r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Thadrea Mar 07 '25

Same thing he did last time, even faster. I will never understand the psyche of people who complain about the economy and then vote for the party that does everything in their power to make it worse.

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u/MarzipanTop4944 Mar 07 '25

It's very simple: "eggs are expensive and I don't like the browns and the trans, I'm voting for Trump!" /s

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u/D1rtyH1ppy Mar 07 '25

I think it's even more simplistic than just eggs. It's more like 'girls are stupid and brown people are scary, so I'm voting Trump'.

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u/thererises_aredstar Mar 07 '25

If they cared about eggs they woulda voted for Joe & co, he arranged a huge import coming in June that should stabilize prices a bit. Course with the way co presidents Trump and Musk are shitting the bed a carton still might be worth more than my IRA by then

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u/Estro-gem Mar 07 '25

"It's another flu ruining another one of his turns! It's not his fault!!! I'll gladly pay $100 for a dozen!!"

-average red

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u/thererises_aredstar Mar 07 '25

“Put my Benjamins directly in your golden toilet sir, it’s an honor”

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u/Bright-Ability-2595 Mar 07 '25

Why do we need that import?

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u/thererises_aredstar Mar 07 '25

Bird flu crisis causing significant culling, shortage again

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u/Bright-Ability-2595 29d ago

Bird flu crisis…bird flu crisis! So create crisis. Respond to your own creation with overreaction. Blame others. We are “governed” by sociopaths and surrounded by idiots.

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u/dr-tyrell Mar 08 '25

I'll do you one better.

'I'm scared of ______, daddy, give me a simple answer to make me not feel scared anymore."

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u/Ok_Ganache_789 Mar 08 '25

Well, my friend’s cousin down in Springfield died because one of them brown men injected him with fentanyl after eating his dog.

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u/Goldenleaves0 29d ago

it’s even more simpler. After watching kamala speak once you automatically vote for trump.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 29d ago

It's probably even simpler than that "I'm a moron and I like this moron ya'no'wutimean"

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u/General-Ring2780 29d ago

It was so simple for them to make that vote. lol and now the decisions that he makes effects everyone in a bad way lol

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u/Goldenleaves0 29d ago

More like, “i’ve watched kamala speak once so i’m voting for trump”

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u/RoosterFloyd 28d ago

Yes, because everyone who disagrees with your point of view is doing so out of malevolence or idiocy. Stupid Trump voters, generalizing and jumping to conclusions about a huge group of people based upon only the worst few amongst them. Thank God you're so enlightened and would never do that.

Loser.

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u/PlusSizedPretty Mar 07 '25

But what if she gets mad on her period and starts WW3?! 🙄

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 Mar 07 '25

Everyone knows that WWI and WWII were started by ladies on their periods!!!!11!!1!1!1

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u/Estro-gem Mar 07 '25

Kinda like Trump and Vance cry-screaming at zelensky?

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

At least Kamala would've had less makeup on and a bigger dick.

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u/Goldenleaves0 29d ago

Kamala would have said to Zelenskyy “I come from a middle class family” and gave her usual word salad.

Also please provide a clip specifically where they were cry screaming?

Also, bigger dick? not very diverse friendly to small dicks huh?

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u/Goldenleaves0 29d ago

Exactly, you’re starting to understand it now.

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u/Ok_Ice_1669 Mar 08 '25

Bro, the brown eggs are DEI. 

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u/Goldenleaves0 29d ago edited 24d ago

Men in woman sports is pretty DEI. Trans in military was dei. That woman should have never been flying that black hawk now 80+ innocent people are dead because of your DEI, queer.

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u/johnyct9760 27d ago

I can't figure out if you're being satirical or if you're honestly this crazy.

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u/vtuber_fan11 Mar 07 '25

The economy means how well off rich people are compared to the poor.

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u/Goadfang 29d ago

The assclown Republicans use the stock crashes they produce to buy up stocks at a discount with the intention of future Democrat administrations righting rhe ship allowing their stocks to soar.

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u/Patient_Soft6238 Mar 08 '25

Because they’re shortsighted and selfish. Democrats fix and grow the economy, with a stable economy republicans come in and promise tax cuts. So the good money you’re making under democrats, republicans are promising you an easy quick return by taxing less of it. So you vote for the guys to give you a little boost thinking they won’t fuck over the economy again and sure you get your tax cuts but now your purchasing power has dropped dramatically, or you’re just flat out unemployed.

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u/makjac Mar 08 '25

Financially speaking, the republican base has 2 factions. One being the wealthy that can profit off an economic downturn. The other being people who have all their money shoved in their mattress (because they are dirt poor, don’t trust the stock market, are financially illiterate, or some combo of the 3) and thus only care that eggs and gas cost $1 more without any foresight that they could be related.

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u/ElAbidingDuderino Mar 07 '25

During the Obama’s last term and 2016 election cycle all they talked about was jobs and the economy. And they voted for the the guy who destroyed both.

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u/DrSpacecasePhD Mar 07 '25

But there's no way he'll crash the economy again, right? And have the country experience multiple nationwide riots?

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u/SelectAirline Mar 08 '25

Republicans are shit when it comes to policy but are 1000x better at messaging. They break the economy, hand it over to the Democrats, and then loudly blame the Democrats for the mess. The Democrats meekly disagree and then rattle off a bunch of platitudes about coming together and unity.

The American public as a collective has more respect for loud abrasive assholes than they do meek and conciliatory weenies, so the GOP wins whenever they aren't running against their own mess.

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u/para_la_calle Mar 08 '25

My 401(k) routinely grew by 25% per year under Trump

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u/AdSingle9949 29d ago

Yeah, but that’s because they made money worthless by keeping the interest rates at or near zero. That’s great for growth, but the growth is less, because inflation is sooo high from making the money free to borrow. Now he wants the Fed to lower rates so that the economy looks like it’s getting better because companies are getting loans that are only 3% interest and investing it and aren’t really increasing the value of their companies. And yes stocks go up, but that’s because investors and investment banks can borrow and flood the market with their cheap loan monies. This is part of the reason why housing prices have more than tripled along with everything else that people buy.

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u/Thadrea 29d ago

And then crashed spectacularly in 2020, I know.

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u/para_la_calle 29d ago

I recall it bouncing back within a year, not bad, considering it was a global pandemic

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u/Thadrea 29d ago

You would have to thank Uncle Joe for that.

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u/para_la_calle 29d ago

Since he is solely responsible, we can blame him for the increase in Covid deaths also? 🤡

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u/Goldenleaves0 29d ago

I’d still rather have this over Kamala 100%.

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u/Thadrea 29d ago

Post history full of misogyny and homophobia checks out.

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u/Getrekt11 Mar 07 '25

Keep wondering. You’re not a regard, so you won’t understand how regards make decisions.

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u/macrocephaloid Mar 07 '25

What is this bullshit with wanting to use slurs, but just misspelling them to avoid, idk, something? “Highly regarded” is as spineless and offensive as “let’s go Brandon!” Pathetic