r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/Thadrea Mar 07 '25

Same thing he did last time, even faster. I will never understand the psyche of people who complain about the economy and then vote for the party that does everything in their power to make it worse.

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u/MarzipanTop4944 Mar 07 '25

It's very simple: "eggs are expensive and I don't like the browns and the trans, I'm voting for Trump!" /s

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u/D1rtyH1ppy Mar 07 '25

I think it's even more simplistic than just eggs. It's more like 'girls are stupid and brown people are scary, so I'm voting Trump'.

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u/dr-tyrell Mar 08 '25

I'll do you one better.

'I'm scared of ______, daddy, give me a simple answer to make me not feel scared anymore."