r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/justwatching1313 Mar 07 '25

The only prices Trump lowered are the price of stock stocks. #TrumpSlump

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u/Thadrea Mar 07 '25

Same thing he did last time, even faster. I will never understand the psyche of people who complain about the economy and then vote for the party that does everything in their power to make it worse.

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u/MarzipanTop4944 Mar 07 '25

It's very simple: "eggs are expensive and I don't like the browns and the trans, I'm voting for Trump!" /s

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u/D1rtyH1ppy Mar 07 '25

I think it's even more simplistic than just eggs. It's more like 'girls are stupid and brown people are scary, so I'm voting Trump'.

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u/thererises_aredstar Mar 07 '25

If they cared about eggs they woulda voted for Joe & co, he arranged a huge import coming in June that should stabilize prices a bit. Course with the way co presidents Trump and Musk are shitting the bed a carton still might be worth more than my IRA by then

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u/Estro-gem Mar 07 '25

"It's another flu ruining another one of his turns! It's not his fault!!! I'll gladly pay $100 for a dozen!!"

-average red

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u/thererises_aredstar Mar 07 '25

“Put my Benjamins directly in your golden toilet sir, it’s an honor”

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u/Bright-Ability-2595 Mar 07 '25

Why do we need that import?

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u/thererises_aredstar Mar 07 '25

Bird flu crisis causing significant culling, shortage again

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u/Bright-Ability-2595 29d ago

Bird flu crisis…bird flu crisis! So create crisis. Respond to your own creation with overreaction. Blame others. We are “governed” by sociopaths and surrounded by idiots.

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u/dr-tyrell Mar 08 '25

I'll do you one better.

'I'm scared of ______, daddy, give me a simple answer to make me not feel scared anymore."

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u/Ok_Ganache_789 Mar 08 '25

Well, my friend’s cousin down in Springfield died because one of them brown men injected him with fentanyl after eating his dog.

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u/Goldenleaves0 Mar 08 '25

it’s even more simpler. After watching kamala speak once you automatically vote for trump.

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 29d ago

It's probably even simpler than that "I'm a moron and I like this moron ya'no'wutimean"