r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/davidmt1995 • Mar 07 '25

Shitpost Missing uncle Joe here

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You know what strengthens the stock market? Stability and predictability.

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u/nameless_pattern Mar 07 '25

Listen here libs!

My retirement just left me

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u/HowGayCanIGo Mar 07 '25

Working into my late 70s to own the libs

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u/LazyTitan39 Mar 07 '25

Dying at my work station to own the libs.

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u/Playful-Variety-1242 Mar 07 '25

Pretty soon you won’t have a work station to die in…You’ll die in the streets like a true American!!